Suddenly realized: “Why would I bring an old bed to a new place when I could leave ten years of tears and exes on the curb for trash day.”
This must be what my psychic friend meant by “protect your energy.”
Signs you might have ADHD that nobody talks about:
You can hear electricity. Like, actually hear the hum of lights and appliances. You thought everyone could until you mentioned it and people looked at you like you'd grown a second head.
Trump hasn’t made a public appearance in 8 days. This after an unscheduled visit to the hospital- because he “likes getting check ups.” Thank God Jake Tapper (or as I like to call him- the Brick Tamland of his generation) is on the case hunting down clues in a book about my mom’s experience as First Lady four years ago.
So let me get this straight.
Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.
Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.
Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.
Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.
And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”
Please.