Ted Marris

[Ted Marris @tedmarris]

@DestinyNostalgi Tigerman?

[Ted Marris @tedmarris]

@Deej_BNG @Cozmo23 @A_dmg04 We got 9 friends together for the new escalation protocol #Destiny2 #squadgoals

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Lunch thoughts: Is the careers section at Apple called Steve's Job's?

#foodforthought

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Parents will always ask for tech help.

Mom: Ted our Internet doesn't work. Do you know how to fix it?
Me: Mom I live 1000 miles away.
Mom: I know, but we figured you might know.
Me: *spends the next 30 min explaining how Wi-Fi works and troubleshooting*

#gottalovethem

[Northwestern Mutual @NM_Financial]

#FridayQuote

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Talking between classes

"Little known fact, stingrays don't have legs."

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Visiting parents

Me: Ya, I'm gonna try this healthy meal plan

Mom: I have cheesecake in the fridge!

Me: Mom, not helping

#momsaregreat

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Discuss stealing a delivery car sign for parking

Prof: Ted you have more ethics than that.

Me: When I'm hungry the ethics go down.
#hungry

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When you want some awesome books, but you're not sure you can get up in time #BigBreak17 #notmuchofanearlybird #challengeaccepted

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Left home at 3:30 this morning, finally all settled in at Edgewater at 4. Glad to be back at #BigBreak17 #betterlatethannever

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Best part about leaving Wisconsin is as the miles to my destination go down, the temp goes up

#pleasebewarmwhenigetback

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Things you hear on campus

"Don't you hate it when your Mac is a Dell?"

#isitspringbreakyet

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2 professors on day 1

1: Let's get through the syllabus and go.
2: Open your textbooks we have a lot to do this semester.

#collegefeels

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Last day of sales training! Can't say I've worn a suit so often in my life. #workhardplayhard #gobigorgobroke

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New Year's Eve

One side: Woo, new year finally can't wait to do all the things!

Other side: Crap, rent is due.

#thestruggle #collegefeels

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Week before Christmas: Ya I'll work Christmas Eve and Christmas. I need the cash.

Christmas Eve: What have I done?

#wasitworthit

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@ChancellorJim should we break out the shorts and Frisbee to celebrate finals since it's 38°F #tropicalheatwave

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2 finals to go, books turned in #prayformygpa

[Elayne Lexen @ElayneHansen]

-5 degrees [AND] finals week
@UWEauClaire

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@UWEauClaire RIP: Davies Lot. Snow less than 24 hours and everyone forgot how to park. #excellence #notsoexcellentparking #snowclaire