ted

the banter means the world to me

[ted @tedmecke]

@billboard @MaddoxBatson Maddox is dialed

[ted @tedmecke]

Calling a ball and chain your wife

[NO CONTEXT anthony fantano @theneedledrop]

that’s jared leto

[adult swim @adultswim]

We're so proud of these boys

[Michael Rainey @mikerainey82]

This is how they should reveal everyone on the Epstein list.

[pat tobin @tastefactory]

Yep that’s them alright

[ted @tedmecke]

Still waiting on part 3 of the cha cha slide

[ted @tedmecke]

Tf??

[Joey Chestnut @joeyjaws]

I’m thrilled to be returning to the Nathan’s Famous Fourth of July Hot Dog Eating Contest. This event means the world to me. It’s a cherished tradition, a celebration of American culture, and a huge part of my life. (1/3)

[ted @tedmecke]

You should be getting weird not being weird

[han @fourIewis]

a religious person skipping church ? call that a

[girlbatz @girlbatz]

white people when they get a new bird feeder

[ted @tedmecke]

My belt situation fucking sucks

[ted @tedmecke]

Too fat for my old belt, too skinny for my new belt

[Zach Raffio @zachraffio]

What the hibachi chef sees before flipping me a piece of sweet & sour shrimp

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

weekend

[agartha christie @samoyed_online]

yep boss, the promo video is going great. got the twitching humanoid robot strung up on a meat hook and flickering lights. they’ll love it

[Hello, This is Ivan @hellothisisivan]

Weird name to give your daughter