Ted Olczak

So, Ive got... like... two arms and two legs... hands and feet at the end of them.... oh, and once I saw a blimp!

[Ted Olczak @TedO9]

Huh, so this account still exists

[Ted Olczak @TedO9]

@getplayedpod I'm sure you get recommendations all the time, but y'all should really check out "Not For Broadcast"

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Hey kids—The Stoneman Douglas shootings are off the front page, and the NRA sweethearts are starting to relax. Starting to tell each other, “We got through this before, we’ll get through it this time.” Don’t let them do it.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Florida kids--Go to CNN Politics for a complete list of Florida lawmakers who are also NRA sweethearts. Tell your friends. Post their names. Make them pay. Get them the fuck out.

[London Poetry Slam @LDNPoetrySlam]

It's coming! #ldnont

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Why would people from Norway want to immigrate here? They have actual health care, and longer life expectancy.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Wishing for you all acts of love and ordinary kindness this holiday season. In the end, you know, most people are good.

[London Poetry Slam @LDNPoetrySlam]

Please tell us you're coming and will wear an ugly holiday sweater to our December slam... https://t.co/FaFlZoH5ii #ldnont #ldnevnt

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Enough with the prayin'. Time to start legislatin'.

[Ted Olczak @TedO9]

This coming from the man who wrote IT, Pet Semetary, 'Salems Lot and many, many, MANY others https://t.co/pjTJTAx9gT

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Trump thinks hitting a woman with a golf ball and knocking her down is funny. Myself, I think it indicates a severely fucked-up mind.

[Ted Olczak @TedO9]

Come join Springy and me at @LDNPoetrySlam at the London Music Club!

[London Poetry Slam @LDNPoetrySlam]

Sept is busy in slam-land!
15th Slam @LondonMusicClub
16th Workshop @LDNRoundhouse
16th Public AGM @LDNRoundhouse
30th Nuit Blanche
#ldnont

[Ted Olczak @TedO9]

@EmmaJaeBlue A&W all day. Wendys buns taste like plastic, ruins an otherwise enjoyable burger.

[London Poetry Slam @LDNPoetrySlam]

We are underway at the London Music Club!

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

"No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin or his background or his religion..."

[MarcB 👿 @__marcb]

Can we get a 1000 emoji because this won't do it 💯

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Here's what happened when a Republican senator challenged a Canadian doctor on their single-payer health care system.

[London Poetry Slam @LDNPoetrySlam]

July:

21st Slam @LondonMusicClub 8pm $5

22nd Workshop @LDNRoundhouse 12-2pm FREE

26th Open Mic @prideldnfest @AeolianHall 7pm FREE

[Ted Olczak @TedO9]

@DMhivemind Yeah, but there will never be a headless body of covfefe

[Ted Olczak @TedO9]

@TazFM96 You need to play Black Hole Sun. We could all use the rain washed away today.