Ted Pearlman

Founder of Trees.

[Charlie Dolan @cdolan92]

Every parent 1985-2015:

“Those video games won’t help you in real life!”

Terrible advice in hindsight

[Ted Pearlman @tedpearlman]

@SamMonsonNFL You really should consider a PFF 1-100-style analysis of videos like this. Off the top of my head, without any baseline training, I'd give it a 12.

[Danny Kelly @DannyBKelly]

Well that’s certainly one way to start. It’s one of many things that could’ve happened

[Cousin Sal @TheCousinSal]

14 more Eagles ejections and we have a shot!!

[Ted Pearlman @tedpearlman]

@siracusa https://t.co/a8evejkS3D

[Ted Pearlman @tedpearlman]

Italy survived Berlusconi. America can survive Trump. https://t.co/Li8iSvaO4l

[Ted Pearlman @tedpearlman]

https://t.co/cmpT67NaVG

[Ted Pearlman @tedpearlman]

@Broncos 'I couldn't care less.' I believe him.

[Ted Pearlman @tedpearlman]

I will now attempt to set the world record for most consecutive listens to Fanfare for a Common Man. Do join me. https://t.co/BF57FkhjCi

[Ted Pearlman @tedpearlman]

@Broncos @BoNix10 Come on, guys. Give out the URL. https://t.co/hymkDH32On

[Ted Pearlman @tedpearlman]

@W1nterToa5t I now fear England.

[Ted Pearlman @tedpearlman]

@W1nterToa5t 2028

[Ted Pearlman @tedpearlman]

@W1nterToa5t The 110 thing is brilliant.

[Ted Pearlman @tedpearlman]

@W1nterToa5t Agree

[Ted Pearlman @tedpearlman]

@W1nterToa5t Just use https://t.co/epZjpN7TNg

[Ted Pearlman @tedpearlman]

@W1nterToa5t How's he doing in the Marshall Islands?

[Ted Pearlman @tedpearlman]

@RiversidedotFM I'm almost as excited to hear the explanation for the delay as I am for the actual presentation.

[Ted Pearlman @tedpearlman]

@linusgeffarth @Cron I'd love one! It'd help me with my project, https://t.co/O5qXKt86bG. Thanks, Linus!

[Ted Pearlman @tedpearlman]

Nobody knows who they were. Or what they were doing. @MJMcKean

[The New York Times @nytimes]

American officials do not know what the objects were, much less their purpose or who sent them. So for now, the U.S. and Canada are left to investigate three unidentified flying objects shot down over North America in the past three days. https://t.co/u4zePPS2OP