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[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

Gas from ₦800 to ₦2000, Tinubu pls resign

[Gossip Mill Nigeria @GossipMillNaija]

Breaking News: First Lady Of Nigeria Remi Tinubu distributes Luxury Cars to APC women leaders ahead of Presidents Tinubu’s upcoming Re-election to advance his Renewed Hope Agenda, this is Happening all while Nigerians are Protesting against Kidnapping & Insecurity in the Country

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

If a man flirts with you knowing you have a boyfriend, he’s not thinking you’re an amazing woman.

He’s thinking you’re willing to entertain attention outside your relationship.

The moment he knows you’re taken and still shoots his shot, he’s not admiring your loyalty. He’s betting against it.

[Barbara Oneill @BarbaraOneillAU]

Tired and bloated?

It might be partially digested food fermenting.

Don't ignore these signs – there's always an underlying cause.

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

Man pretends to be br0ke so he could survive his own family

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 EXCL: Luís Suárez has now reached an agreement on personal terms with Fenerbahçe project backed by presidential candidate Hakan Safi.

Move remains conditional on the outcome of the club's presidential election in the coming days — and agreement on fee with Sporting CP.

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

“Up till now, the kidn@pp£d school children lare still being held captive in the bush. Most times, I feel asham£d to even say I'm a Nigerian cos the leaders that let suppose l to protect us are incompetent”

Sabinus

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

"Did you think I'm a Nigerian police officer?"

— NDLEA official replies a young man after he questioned him while he was searching his phone.

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

So bros, how are we making 100M this World Cup?

[Syokit @yasemindyor]

After DNA TESTS you will know your child is not yours.

[Prof. Feynman @ProfFeynman]

Knowledge grows when you ask stupid questions. Stupidity grows when you don't ask anything.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

One of the most potent teachings that I have is:

"Do not look for a spouse in a church, find a church in your spouse".

That's exactly what my wife & I did.

And that's why I am here today to teach you what many of you don't know.

I have been proven right almost always.

End.

[The Husky @Mr_Husky1]

Drunk man breaks into dog shelter after losing his own dog to cancer.

Staff thought it was a robbery when cameras caught him walking through the kennel aisle after midnight. The dogs were wide awake, watching him from behind the gates, and no one knew what he was doing there.

Then another camera showed him curled up on the floor, surrounded by dogs.

Police say he had been drinking that night after his dog died the week before. Nothing was stolen. No animals were hurt. He was arrested for breaking in, but shelter workers said the footage was hard to watch.

He didn’t come for money. He came because he missed his dog.

[Eric Spracklen 🇺🇸 @EricSpracklen]

If you bought this home today with a 30 year mortgage, it would be almost 90 years old by the time you pay it off.

Who is the next buyer in 2056!?!?

This market is so ready to collapse.

[Dr. Jessy S Kipkirui, PhD @jessykigen]

This is so wrong.

[POOJA!!! @PoojaMedia]

Just look at the tracksuits made for Super Eagles for the World Cup 😭😭

[comediankoboko @kobokolaugh]

If anything should happen to me, please this is the person and the group involved

[AmericanPapaBear™ @AmericaPapaBear]

Dr. clown outdid himself on this one!

The realistic cooking mechanics are great!

What do you guys think?

[Steve Inman @SteveInmanClips]

He thought he was tough. He thought wrong.

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

The Antony glow-up is hitting hard 🥶