Ted Ramsbottom

I am Stores Supervisor at Norco Pickles Ltd. I am also an amateur historian focussing on the role of Norco Pickles Ltd. in WW2. #Brexit #NorthernPowerhouse

[Ted Ramsbottom @TedRamsbottom]

@Petwill1 Don’t forget that rubbing a pickled onion under each armpit is good luck in Ireland!

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@EricIdle Eric, get some sleep! I’m having to be up with the ferrets (probably meteors again) so I noticed your message.

Good night.

Ted

[Ted Ramsbottom @TedRamsbottom]

#Coronavirus: #BBC #fake health advice you should ignore https://t.co/SvH0QOomb4

#garlic is a clinically-proven antiviral

https://t.co/yyiqVP8xPV

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@emmamrevell #NorcoPickles ‘Little Chop’ #piccallili would be very attractive to most Lancastrian men, when applied to such a marvellous feast.

All the best!
Ted

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@WesBlower Well Corky, I did take that on the Agfa 110 (monochrome) as you guessed and back then it were a bit rough on’t Piccallili line but no one got ill, possibly due t’vinegar in th’air.
I eat Piccallili every day and I’m 87, and still putting a bet on!

Beat that #boris !

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@campbellclaret Please accept my sincere apologies Mr Campbell. Your order of #Norcopickles, ‘Little Chop’ #piccallili is now on its way to your delivery address.
Billy (our van driver) will give you a call when he’s 45 minutes away.

All the best,

Ted

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@thatginamiller Is that Mrs Cummings’ lad from Station Road, Pendlebury? Our Billy thinks he remembers him getting into trouble in Chemistry at Moorside Secondary Modern on the East Lancs. (he was a bit of a swot according to Billy). Ted

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@piersmorgan Peers I know I’m a bit #thick but being a #thick #Northerner is alright in my line of work. It’s more than adequate. Everyone likes #pickles even clever #southerners like #Boris who loves #Northern folk, as #thick as we are. He knows we’ll beat the #Europickle despite #Brexit Ted

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@TeresaLShepherd Hahaha! Well ‘nowt’s as meiklin an’ mucklin’’ as my gran used to say!

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Although I’ve lived in Lancashire all my life and my headmaster said I was too #thick to make pickles, here I am as Stores Supervisor at #NorcoPickles. I’m glad #Boris has fought off the #foreignpicklethreat to #GreatBritain #Brexit

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I had one of the first ‘Web 100’ Battery lawnmowers. It was 15 Guineas from Lawson’s Hardware on Bolton Road. It was always a pleasure cutting the lawn after that, even smoking a pipe!
Looks like someone was having a smoke when this new aeroplane was being refuelled. Ted

Ted

[Tim Robinson @RAeSTimR]

Setback for green aviation tech with fire destroying Eviation Alice all-electric prototype on the ground. #avgeek

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@jamieoliver Don’t forget that #NorcoPickles ‘Little Chop’ #Piccallili with any pie is an essential accompaniment.

#PickleforVictory

Ted.

[Ted Ramsbottom @TedRamsbottom]

@wef Dear Herr Klaus, I agree with all of the above. Never fear though because Billy, Corky and me are packing the van and we’ll be serving #NorthernPowerhouse HotPot and #pickled Red Cabbage again at #WEF20 #Davos.

(We’ll Park the van in your spare space again for free hotpot)

[Ted Ramsbottom @TedRamsbottom]

Proud to be taking #British #Northern Piccallili to #Davos as the UK’s only ‘Pickle Czar’ backing #BorisJohnson & #NorthernPowerhouse

Viva Los #Davos and the #5thIndustrialRevolution

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@DavidEssexNews Happy New Year David from #NorcoPickles! #keeppicklesBritish
#Brexitillili

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Eh up Corky, @wesblower nearly time for packing up for our annual trip to #davos2020. As you know I was just honoured by #BorisJohnson to be ‘Pickle Czar’ as an envoy to #WEF20 from the #northern-powerhouse. So let’s get #TeamNorco ready for t’Swiss Alps!
Ted

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@WesBlower I remember taking that photograph! I used Agfa 110 colourchrome on my Kodak Brownie. Smashing picnic afterwards with meat paste butties, pickles and a few gills of IPA.

Happy memories!

[Boris Johnson @BorisJohnson]

Wishing you and your family a very Merry Christmas🎄

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@elonmusk We have trouble with yobs throwing ball bearings at car windows in Salford but it looks like you knew that bloke who vandalised your van.

I like it. It looks like something from Gerry Anderson. Is it a stage prop from Thunderbirds @elonmusk?

[Ted Ramsbottom @TedRamsbottom]

@gavhaynes
British gumption is back! Move over Dyson Hoovers here’s Daddy!

https://t.co/PmUsMsvVl1