Matti Shae

[Matti Shae @tedrick_matti]

Y’all, my sister’s fiancé sent this to our mom. IM SCREAMING. 😂😂😂😂

[Matti Shae @tedrick_matti]

@molgarrison Were any lies made??

[Matti Shae @tedrick_matti]

@jaedynkelly Okay, but like AWFUL performances of it lol

[Matti Shae @tedrick_matti]

I walked into my patient’s room and said good morning and his response was “Satan, you’re here.” I’ll accept no less from now on.

[𝚕𝚎𝚡 ꕥ @lexamischnick]

HOW DO YALL GO FROM RELATIONSHIP TO RELATIONSHIP TO RELATIONSHIP?! You don’t even give yourself enough time to heal & that’s why it never works!!!! Sorry rant over

[Matti Shae @tedrick_matti]

It’s nurses week and so far I’ve worked 84 hours, coded 4 patients, sent 6 to the ICU, had to call security 7 times on multiple patients and all I’ve been given is a donut and a meal voucher. LOL Happy Nurses Week Y’all

[Matti Shae @tedrick_matti]

If you would have told me that at 25 I would be drunk, bull riding at 3pm on a Sunday I would’ve told you, you’re crazy but here I am🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[Matti Shae @tedrick_matti]

Best pick up line I’ve gotten today? “Keep doin what you do. And keep catheterizing those fucking cunts.”

[Matti Shae @tedrick_matti]

@molgarrison 🤷🏻‍♀️ never said I wasn’t a cheap drunk

[Matti Shae @tedrick_matti]

I just pregamed my nieces tumbling recital and I’ve realized that I’m officially the single drunk aunt at family functions... and I’m okay with that.

[Matti Shae @tedrick_matti]

Y’all I’ve been saying how cool it would be to work at a big hospital in New Orleans since I was 9 and tomorrow is my first day at Tulane Medical Center. Excited is an understatement.

[Matti Shae @tedrick_matti]

I’m the type of aunt that finds out her 4 year old niece starts ballet next week and overnight ships $150 worth of ballet costumes so she has ✨options✨ for her first class

[Matti Shae @tedrick_matti]

Y’all, I just found out how easy it is to switch my nursing license over to one in Australia and I just might ✌🏻

[Matti Shae @tedrick_matti]

I spent 2 hours straight applying pressure to a wound because the hospital I’m at doesn’t carry QuikClot. How’d y’all ring in the New Year? 🙃

[Matti Shae @tedrick_matti]

Potential Breakup Song has always slapped but the 2020 version ✨chef’s kiss✨

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

stop being so in a rush to get to a certain place in life. i promise u wen u get there ur only gonna wanna go to the the next place. enjoy the process u little slut.

[Matti Shae @tedrick_matti]

BRB subscribing

[G @kinggreg97]

Bout to start an only fans 👀

[Matti Shae @tedrick_matti]

@kinggreg97 DO ITTT

[V.Smith @vincsmith]

iPhone be clinging to any WiFi! girl we are in the parking lot! Who are you connecting to?!

[Matti Shae @tedrick_matti]

@twell16 and I just drank 4 bottles of champagne together on a 1 hour flight. If that doesn’t tell you how this vacation is going to go idk what will