dani

cry for me

[dani @tedrosxo8]

no life loser w no loyalty lol… bozo

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

I work hard so my cat can have a better life

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

obviously i tell my cat "bye i love you" before leaving the house

[ravn @mfnravn]

that hour we lost to daylight savings was the hour i was gonna get my life together

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

liking a song isn't enough. i need to be able to call the artist & tell them they did a great job.

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

i don’t want to do my laundry i want to be an alcoholic

[claire @rosiekennedyxx]

what’s Mamdani’s plan for when i drink too much at the pregame

[Libriscent @libriscent]

i always panic whenever people ask what i like to do for fun because i actually just enjoy lying down with my cat and going nowhere

[fel @bladeegirll]

Don't fuck with me I'll only give you like 673622 chances and maybe another one if you ask nicely

[doxie @doxie_gay]

how it feels to ignore my problems

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Sorry for confirming the logistics of our plans yet again hahahaha!!! It’s just that I need to know everything, all the time, for always

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

If I was a detective I'd probably be like "come on tellIlll meeeee "

[AK @sunsetmusk]

“omg u let ur cat on the counter” i would let my cat shoot u if she wanted

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

God gave me 2 hands so i could pet 2 cats at once

[ravn @mfnravn]

"idk if that made sense" — me after saying literally anything

[molly ☆ @adaptat1ons]

ABEL RECREATING THE MICHAEL PIC. i'm actually sobbing.

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

i have to pee again life is so hard

[𖧧 @mothintoflames]

ever since i was a little girl i've been overstimulated