Speyerco Industries

Investment Banker, Dad, Michigan fan, Native New Yorker, Fake Canadian, Would literally rather be fishing

[the bug kafka wrote about @prideandfury]

@AndrewAtBatt on my nightstand right now 😤

[Mrs Knicks N Ish @Mrs_Knicks]

Jalen Brunson the Alien slayer

[Speyerco Industries @tedspeyer]

@pitdesi The West Palm station is very central and walkable. Miami is technically walkable but not for most of the city. Boca is definitely an uber to wherever you are going. That said I love the Brightline. It’s a very pleasant way to travel.

[Speyerco Industries @tedspeyer]

@macjshiggins Don’t want to be too specific but there is a billionaire (by all accounts one of the good ones) in my area with a private island. He has one of these for vehicle / material transport as well as a few Munsons. Very cool.

[Speyerco Industries @tedspeyer]

@robertsietsema Clam chowder at GCOB instead of the oyster pan roast is like getting the lamb chops at Peter Luger. I’m sure they are great but not what I came for…

[Speyerco Industries @tedspeyer]

It’s great to be a Michigan Wolverine

[Speyerco Industries @tedspeyer]

@theepicmap Tuna town USA

[PEoperator⚡️ @PEoperator]

Coffee shops should have a separate line for those of us who just want black coffee.

[Speyerco Industries @tedspeyer]

@Kalasinga_ The S class pick is off. Try E38. Otherwise solid

[Speyerco Industries @tedspeyer]

@AsadFromNYC @NYTvows Grew up on UWS. Told good friends who moved to Park Slope we had a better chance of meeting in California than seeing each other again in our neighborhoods

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Investment banking MDs after taking a bunch of PE cap market guys out for drinks on one evening

[Overheard on Wall Street @OHWallStreet]

Giving the Sponsors MD his deal toy for making 2 calls to his golf buddy at Apollo

[Speyerco Industries @tedspeyer]

@BoringBiz_ Personal finance and basic accounting should be mandatory in HS.

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

Lol this is hilarious.

The Phillies had a kiss cam and had the Phillie Phanatic re-enact the Coldplay affair😂

[Speyerco Industries @tedspeyer]

@MostlyMonkey Many years ago in consulting days, I worked on a project my partner had sold to several clients as a complex data integrity audit. In reality I ran 3 pages of basic SQL queries on files they would send once a qtr and we would charge them $75K a pop. Took me 30 minutes each.

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Having to stay in the office at 3 AM to print hard copies of the deck and then taking a cab to drop them off at your MD’s house before the pitch next morning

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

"sir, the knicks have come back from down 20 for a second straight game"

[Speyerco Industries @tedspeyer]

@robertsietsema that was the BEST

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

when you get it right on the first try

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

the first two people on the zoom