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One doomed space marine.

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@DegenStockDude @JennyENicholson Show one solitary photo of him “pulling his gun” out. Maybe stop lying to yourself.

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@BlendingBlades @AdamKinzinger Surely you must have one photo, video, anything of him drawing this weapon to be so certain? Right?

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@PressSec Christ, you will lie about anything, won’t you?

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@HoustonTexans Dude just ain’t it.

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@GregBailey13 You’ll see better football just mowing the lawn or doing some laundry.

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@GeraldoRivera Can someone help grandpa back to the senior living home again?

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@Raymos1128 @kilmeade So what did he mean?

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@Emergiblog @kilmeade In the heat of the moment, you suggest the government should murder thousands of people? Do you think that’s normal, moral behavior?

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@OneNationFNC @kilmeade @john_walsh @drdrew @hughhewitt @SteveDaines @Jack4NJ Hey, remember when you said the government should kill homeless people you don’t like?

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@stickleda @AmyMcGrathKY @USArmy Sinise didn’t vote for Trump either term. Turns out he’s not a fan of people that insult POWs.

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@MSpeeg66 @AmyMcGrathKY @USArmy I bet you think Trump wasn’t on the island.

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@petdoc1019 @AmyMcGrathKY @USArmy Can Jesus teach you some basic spelling? Would seem Trump University really fell down on the job.

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@realAaronHarp @itsdeaann The usual GOP intellectual dishonesty.

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@JimHunt1464487 @ShawnForGeorgia @RepMTG Yeah, I can assure you most sane Americans think she’s acting like an embarrassing impetulant child here.

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@sid_hub_ @Greg_D93 @LorenNWally @justTyWebb1980 @Tweetingtw98035 @tomaskenn Assuming any truth in your posts…it’s, what, cooler when Trump does it? Ya bum?

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@Ryan_In_Mi @realDonaldTrump Trump could’ve dropped a bunker buster on your house and you would’ve saluted it from your mom’s basement.

What is Iran paying for, exactly? In what way does us bombing another nation at the behest of another nation put “America First”?

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@TheMetsX @realDonaldTrump You can just tell how laughably angry you already were as you typed this. Probably had some Kid Rock blaring in the background with tears in your eyes.

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@Wario64 The initial teaser was funnier than I expected. This extended trailer...does not give me hope. The Spirit banner elicited the most sensible of chuckles, but otherwise...

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@JenovasNova @VinciusMedeiro6 I love Duke3D, but the reality is it was just never a sustainable character or series.

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@TechHatchet @abc13houston What's fake about it? Trump campaigned on reducing the deficit during his first term too and ballooned it more than any President.