Gas Masterson

I am not putting me donkey outside when im sad

[Gas Masterson @tedtrue42]

If you’ve eaten street meat standing outside the Black Rose at 2am then don’t worry about whats in the vaccine

[EckhartsLadder @EckhartsLadder]

Wealthy head of podcast company denigrates teachers for lack of grounding

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

Not the face of a dog who would hotbox the Mystery Machine with Shaggy sorry bro I just can’t see it

[Athlete Vanity @AthleteVanity]

This Wemby artwork by Asher Hyde after Game 4 😮‍💨

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Guy that's have been divorced like 3 times obsessed with cucks for some reason...

[OSCAR @now_thats_oscar]

i hope when The Pope's Exorcist 2 comes out that Russell Crowe does the Akira slide on his little scooter

[alex @aIexrudd]

folded laundry and washed dishes back to back

[KJGD | Superfly Sister @mysteryblkgirI]

stupid dog im fucking balling

[Steez⁴⁷ @Steez_47]

ts so funny to me man 😭

[miles @rcktpwrr]

movies before 2010 all had names like The Ellingsworth Incident and Getting Along With Hank. movies after 2010 are all named shit like Go Away and Nah

[Agorist Nexus (Brandon) @AgoristN]

The average American will accept tyranny and slavery if it's more convenient.

[YUNG JEFF 🗡️ @YUNGJEFF]

I’m really not exaggerating here… this scene alone has somehow elevated One Piece to even new levels for me

Might be the most I’ve cried watching the show tbh, I must’ve rewatched it over 100 times last night.

[Geno @GenoSmith3]

Get ya cheese up 1st

[onion person @CantEverDie]

america is all about starving cuba and killing 1 million arabs annually and giving 10 trillion dollars to israel and if you complain about that you’ll be put in a concentration camp

[Abby @AbbyPomeroy1]

How I feel defending Drake Maye right now

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Inexplicably about one third of my feed is now posts from Brazilian accounts complaining about the lighting in the new Devil Wears Prada. And I agree with all of them

[tk 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @offwhiteferrari]

some celebrities it doesn’t even occur to me they could pass. catherine o’hara felt invincible wow this one hurts

[Dillon, of White Sox FC @DillonCaraballo]

Greta Gerwig directing Ladybird and Little Women https://t.co/JtUHc9JeU7

[Gas Masterson @tedtrue42]

Says the sober guy

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: Trump says that if Macron is 'hostile' to Board of Peace invitation, he will impose 200% tariff on French wines and champagnes.

[q _ q @quipflops]

call em claymation the way theyre trying to Stop my Motion