Ted Wallace

Oracle SVP of Infrastructure and Ops by way of the BlueKai acquisition; Amazon alumnus; all posts, tweets, thoughts are my own and do not represent my employer.

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@FedEx Or not. Given you have failed to deliver a package two days in a row and fibbed about attempting delivery on Friday.

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@mrBallistic @unstablemadi 1 and not 3?

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@AstroKatie

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@BriannaWu Desperados 3?

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@nkjemisin @BriannaWu had some good observations. I think her point was the FF7 remake made a bunch more time for things, but it was boring. I’m probably paraphrasing badly.

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@billder Nor does Airplane!

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@scalzi Oh. I can judge you.

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@billder @seananmcguire I still think it would have made a good rollercoaster ride.

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@jaegerbru Restraint and skepticism do not appear to be how the media rolls these days.

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@TPM is your user system not working? I’m trying to reset my password and when I click Set Password nothing happens.

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@jaegerbru The Times has been awful for years.

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@jaegerbru @ChrisMurphyCT Martha from George and Martha?

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@jrichlive I have no reason to argue that point, but California has 12% of the US population. I’m curious what percent of the population it has adjusted for similar climate. Alas there aren’t easy solutions — or we would have exercised them already.

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@jpietsch Congrats!

[Andrew Certain @tacertain]

People dunked on this tweet, saying, in essence, "This isn't 100% correct - you shouldn't pay attention." But that misses the point. The value of any model is that it's simpler than reality so that you can gain insight. Here are the insights I have gained from this model.

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@kairyssdal you do know about this, right? https://t.co/ANfuagLMMG

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@wandermom @kairyssdal I’m sure pumpkin will be next...

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@JewelStaite Pop Culture Happy Hour! @pchh

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@jpietsch @_msw_ @colmmacc Some of us get it and aren’t left. :)