bela lugosi’s ted

cryptic & poetic / alex turner impersonator .drummer for ivy blu & stardust

[bela lugosi’s ted @tedxcook]

been & still

[bela lugosi’s ted @tedxcook]

Casanovastyl3

[Jake Woolf @jakewoolf]

The butter yellow agenda has taken hold of me

[On God News @OnGodNews_]

🚨BREAKING🚨

[tautonymph @tautonymph]

They put Aesop soap in the Target bathroom at the Jay Z event

[audrey @phlegmme]

Choosing a good karaoke song isn’t about what other people might want to hear. Their needs should never even cross your mind

[pat 2: cruise control @ranmasaotome96]

Time is a flat circle

[Saint Shannon @shannon_sense]

This not being on is why the kids don't know shit

[JW @luxurycorndog]

i love the 70s/80s/90s truly taught me so much of my media literacy

[Old Media @oldmedia]

I Love the 80s (2002)

[sensitive young hetaira @sensualhoplite]

russian man at my friend’s hostel describe alcohol as a lubricant for the conversational sphincter and then fell down the stairs head first after several negronis

[joie @GALAXlE500]

ted and I are gonna have a whitexican baby and name them gael garcia bernal

[Black Phaze @BPhaze215]

the Janoski's were so popular that Nike started inbreeding them like they were pitbull breeders

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

let’s get lost tonight you could be my white Rick Ross tonight

[joie @GALAXlE500]

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