Ted Lange

Oldish, Fabulous, Florist, Farmer person.

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@HC_Richardson Well, how else are they supposed to afford to buy Presidents, Supreme Court justices and senators?

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@AMAZlNGNATURE I had a lovely dog who was half brown Australian heeler and half Chow Chow. He looked just like this as a pup.

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@AmyLynnStL Coverghoul

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@RonFilipkowski Childless cat lady starter kit.

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Yes Mitch, what a great day to bask in the glory of your statesmanlike judicial handiwork.

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She’s at the theater at seven or eight.
She’ll be all up in the crotch of her date.
She gives no f#cks when she’s sneaking a vape.
That’s why the lady is a tramp.

#fortheloveofthesweetbabyjesuspickbetterpeople

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@MizzWelch @ivehaditpodcast Your comment… 😂 New show topic: I’ve had it with people who’ve had it with us.

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@samstein 🎶to Sir with love…🎶

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@notcapnamerica In those ancient times we were without 24 hour programming reminding us endlessly as to who we were supposed to fear and hate. We somehow managed. Live and let live.

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@BeschlossDC Cottage cheese and pineapple? No wonder he was miserable.

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@BeschlossDC To Sir, With Love
By Mike Pence, introduction by Mother

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@BeschlossDC Has he tried throwing hamberders at the wall?

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@SenatorSinema Are you serious?

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@DollyParton @xeni @Twitter @Facebook @instagram @WhatsApp I resemble this remark!

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@AreMond2 If not, she’s definitely not been waxed either.

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@emokidsloveme The fellow who built my chimney was a pleasure to be around too. I told his boss he was lucky to have him. 👍

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@mehdirhasan @SayethSimon *certain people..<wink, wink>

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@TheTedAllen Skeezer

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I was not at all prepared to have to think about Matt Gaetz having sex with anything.
There should be a warning siren or something.

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@emokidsloveme She’s beautiful.