Thompson Uke

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Instead of tinubu to win, make God blow trumpet!

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After this election, make PDP shutdown then dash jehovah witness their umbrella.

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@pretty_aishat1 @bod_republic If you see this girl when them Dey sing “daddy wey dey pamper” you go repent kwa.

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@Naija_PR Thompson

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Dear boys, it’s not every valentine you will buy her shawarma, but her jamb form too she needs to go to school.

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Are you a town hall? You look different from balablu.

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@instablog9ja Ben 10

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If I enter the well, will it be well?

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I for like drive your pain away, but fuel too cost.

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Single girls it’s either you find a boyfriend this year or you become an Agojie

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@instablog9ja Na rainy season we go confirm say na the town hall different from balablu be this

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@AOmozoya @adamugarba For a town hall, different from balablu

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@Egwer4 @ShantelleShanna Baba! You sure say you been no dey among Jesus disciples? You look like Timothy from my book of bible stories.

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@instablog9ja But wait bros! How you go dey do husband duties when you still be boyfriend?

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Is that as an agbero it’s a crime bath? Because the one put me for bus this morning dey smell like goat intestine.

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Them never buy me Christmas cloth oh

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@MaamaKampala21 You don write waec?

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@blessed4ever_10 @_Mayowa_Sam Boss your barber Dey charge you 40k for hair, you don be national treasure na