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Sweet & Ripe

[🍅tee🍅 @tee_ma_to]

How beautiful you are

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Getting older is crazy. One wrong pillow angle and your neck is disabled for the entire week. 😭

[🍅tee🍅 @tee_ma_to]

How cruel of my bladder to decide to wake me up at 4am, do you not know how cold it is during that time😭

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

i’ve tasted Unemployment and I’ve tasted 9-5.
i recommend not being born.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i find it so hard to delete photos from my phone, it doesn't matter if the photo is a lemon, i feel like someday im going to need it.

[𝙶𝚊𝚠𝚞𝚔𝚊 𝚔𝚊𝙼𝚐𝚎𝚐𝚎𝚍𝚕𝚊 @Somlimokazi]

I’ve never seen a man put his hand on another man's lower back or waist when trying to move past in a crowd so please stop doing it to women!

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Eating in and eating out are basically the same price right now.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

To the makers of sports bras—just sew the pads in please!

[DeeDee🌟 @DiianaD_]

For the sake of Bruno fernandes I really want Manchester United to win the league next season, he deserves that ultimate win🥹

[Buyi @zynnitta_true]

Whatever is on sale

[☔ @Whotfismick]

this means the kitchen is closed for the night

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

No-one does it like him.

Bruno Fernandes is the Premier League Player of the Year 🤩❤️

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Waiting for someone to turn 18 so you can date them, means you found them attractive as a child. And you’re a predator. I said what I said.

[solé @layxsnv]

only the real know about cucumbers and vinegar 😭🔥🤌🏽

[Thendo Muloiwa @MuloiwaThendo]

Nothing pisses me off like an AI poster. Especially as a business. What is wrong with you. ☹️☹️☹️☹️

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

WE ALL AGREE THAT FEELING COLD IS A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER THAN FEELING HOT?????

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Unpopular opinion: A pet's death is often harder because their love was the only thing in your life that was never complicated or conditional.

[Blackbone🧡💙💚 @EmmiieTLO]

This combo slapped when we were celebrating birthdays back then 🥹😍