Tsoanelo Phori

Whatever tickles your fancy 💞

[Dekko🇳🇬 @dekko_77]

This is Devil's work 😂

[PENTANE🎤💜💡 @Thepentane_]

My friend worked as an IT student with the Chinese during the construction of the Lagos–Ibadan railway. He didn’t just tell me about rituals they performed at the sites, he showed me videos of them killing three chameleons before the project started, and other rituals they performed at every train station construction site from Lagos to Ibadan.

He said that before construction even began, they had to fly in a traditional Chinese practitioner whose only job was to perform the necessary rituals whenever required. Alot of rituals took place during the project. They were told that the construction disturbs the nature and the spiritual forces surrounding the area, and those spiritual forces had to be appeased.

[Tsoanelo Phori @Tee_Pee_Kay]

It's raining badly this side and we don't have electricity and I'm hungry 😭

[Tsoanelo Phori @Tee_Pee_Kay]

@SihlekaTambo @KhananiShingan1 😌🚶

[Ivyn Sambo @IvynSambo]

Imagine there is a political party that is promoting voters to clamp down on criminality in JHB but failed to do it in Cape Flat for nearly 20 years.

We are not stupid!

[ 𝓝𝓽𝓾𝓴𝓾𝓵𝓾  @Dee_Amu]

@nonz_nonie When boiling eggs, add salt to the boiling water, you will never encounter this problem

[Tsoanelo Phori @Tee_Pee_Kay]

@SizweDhlomo "awe"
"Masweet Masweet"
"Izinto zakhona"
😅

[Tsoanelo Phori @Tee_Pee_Kay]

@Doritos I want my nachos cheese flavoured FLAMING HOT not this thing I'm eating right now mxm

[Tsoanelo Phori @Tee_Pee_Kay]

@BALUCIAGA You see now...🚶

[Tsoanelo Phori @Tee_Pee_Kay]

@SihlekaTambo @KhananiShingan1 I have a great sense of humour I'm being told but aii the smart part of it is not make sure,I'm deprived 😔

[Tsoanelo Phori @Tee_Pee_Kay]

@Lush_Beauty1 Girl,clean bedding every Fing...

[Tsoanelo Phori @Tee_Pee_Kay]

@nxstypxet Does cracking a skull considered breaking a bone?

[Tsoanelo Phori @Tee_Pee_Kay]

@PortiaMoemedi Straight up!

[Tsoanelo Phori @Tee_Pee_Kay]

@DitebogoDi81546 @ntsikimazwai You literally become a harlot of a woman 😔😭

[Tsoanelo Phori @Tee_Pee_Kay]

@ntsikimazwai You know what 😔😭

[Tsoanelo Phori @Tee_Pee_Kay]

@Mpumiln Now I want one 🤤😋

[Tsoanelo Phori @Tee_Pee_Kay]

@HermanMashaba @LilaSonga @TebogoHamm14205 @ChrisExcel102 Malume where do I volunteer in Johannesburg South?

[Tsoanelo Phori @Tee_Pee_Kay]

@Manthi__ @AphiweMame I'm looking at everybody on the video maaaan what a time 🤩

[Sunflower @Sunflowerreal]

I found a company in Hyde park Telspace Africa they are hackers for hire .They hack for companies “legally” to check their security and venerability .Im learning so much .🙌🏿

[Quam🎭 @Quamclips]

“A family in the Middle East booked me for millions, only for 3 people to show up. The daughter made me perform ‘Lonely’ for 2 hours while laughing. That’s when I realized I was just a jester to them.”

— Akon