Terri Scott

full on comedian
(she/her)

[Terri Scott @tee_scott10]

Is everyone else not exhausted by all the “… and here’s what I learned:” on LinkedIn?

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Lol @netflix hitting us with the ads now

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Red deer has one personality and it's traffic circles

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You think google histories are bad? Has everyone forgotten about fb?

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Imagine someone loving you as much as that kid loves corn

[bl**ne @alphatransfag]

my two modes are “borderline doing stand up comedy” and “quiet and scared like a feral kitten”

[Terri Scott @tee_scott10]

You like to watch pimple popping videos, I like to watch the removal of calculus from teeth. We are not the same.

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If there is a drink in hell it is orange juice with pulp

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Truly had no idea they were still even making iPods

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How much did the guided age pay Anna for that theme

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These mfers uploading a single tweet as a reel need jail

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Nothing more rank than a soft grape

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Um why would I google anything when I could just send an annoying text to a friend or family member that most closely resembles the type of person who'd hopefully know the answer

[pat regan @poregan]

Acceptance is the first step of responding to an email. Responding to an email is NOT a linear journey. It is a process that can last years or even for the rest of your life.

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Are nuns allowed to listen to non-church music?

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Gorgeous gorgeous girls need a fucking break

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There are two types of people - ones who close the dish soap cap and the ones who don't.

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How can one girlie get so many emails

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Boomers thinking we can't afford houses bc of Big Coffee™️ and Big Avocado Toast™️

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Drinking too big a sip of something too hot is so scary bc it's like... did I just cook my insides?