T Sims

yikes

[T Sims @tee_street]

I70 is flooding in multiple places. Super fun road trip.

[T Sims @tee_street]

Another day, another person trying to steal a truckload from me 🫠

[T Sims @tee_street]

Queen of getting to the airport in time to walk straight onto the plane.

[T Sims @tee_street]

“I’m calling your supervisor.” Buddy my name is on the building, good luck with that.

[Veronica, Collagen Scientist 🇵🇱 @celestialbe1ng]

I don’t believe this is possible in a hormonally healthy female

[T Sims @tee_street]

Brian just finished the patio at his bar this morning and it’s closed so of course I’m out here getting some sun, reading, kid-free for an hour. Drinking a bloody that got delivered to my chair 🤌🏻

[T Sims @tee_street]

I can deal with a lot of things but threatening my kids? Get fucked.

[T Sims @tee_street]

As if freight is already a total bitch, now I have to go make a police report because a carrier was angry with me and decided to look up information about me AND MY CHILDREN AND BLACKMAIL ME.

[T Sims @tee_street]

Have other coaches been ejected before or just Bill?

[T Sims @tee_street]

*russian accent*

“Freight is bitch.”

[T Sims @tee_street]

I think I’m actually about to recover this freight 😳

[T Sims @tee_street]

Another stolen truckload of makeup. Kill me now.

[Cassandra 🎬🧜🏻‍♀️ @TheMovieMermaid]

“You attract what you fear” ohhh noooooo not a fuckin break please God nooo

[T Sims @tee_street]

Every time I come to California I’m reminded of why I hate California.

[T Sims @tee_street]

Don’t matter how the day started, I’m having an airport drink.

[T Sims @tee_street]

BRB. Gonna make skiing my personality for the next 3 months.

[T Sims @tee_street]

In case anyone has a ton of free time on their hands and feels like being malicious, here’s a phone number of a dude who was impersonating a carrier today after hacking their email and came thiiiiiiiiis close to stealing a truckload of cosmetics from me: 754-330-9305

Go nuts.

[T Sims @tee_street]

I’ve watched all of #RHOBH and I’m almost caught up on #RHOSLC.

The question is, which one is next?

[T Sims @tee_street]

I have a niece now 🥺🥺🥺💕

[T Sims @tee_street]

Lord, keep me away from the people on public transit with trash bags for luggage.