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25* virgo* have a 1year old daughter* im better then your ex and fresher then your next**

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i dont think i can ever get married like im serious we’d be on our honeymoon and id be like youre kind of annoying i think its time you left

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Drinksss

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I text differently, depending on who the person is.

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Work flow

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@blow_kisses20 ha ha

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@blow_kisses20 I like girls who can chuncky dunk instead of girls who can skinny dip

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Blah!

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Dear Boston Marathon bomber, not a lot of fun to have somebody fuck you up after you've been running all day, is it?

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I'm an amazing cuddler. I'm not nationally ranked or anything but I dominate the local circuits.

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My poor car :(

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<3

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@BrittanyLPiper i know i miss u to boo

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In 100 years people will look back and say "Wow I loved how people danced back then, twerking was so swift and graceful"

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@BrittanyLPiper augh at work

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Dance like no one is watching, fuck like your ex is.

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My jobs so shitty my baby is in the hospital and i cant't leave cause im scheduled till 11 really?

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Sleeeep

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@DdpMommy11 with that name i should be in a white van giving kids candy.. Lol i know it but im starveing.

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Going home gonna cook some bbq chicken yummm

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:)