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I'm a meat eating vegan. I'm a bread eating gluten intolerant. I'm a God fearing atheist. I'm a fully clothed nudist. I'm a graceful clutz. (Sarcasm*)

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Things my boyfriend and I discuss....

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Peruvian Wooly Monkey

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@XplodingUnicorn Raising them the right way!!!!!

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Maury is definitely making up names for his show.

In one show I saw a Tequila, Lasagna, Sparkle and Dijon.

I do appreciate the creativity....

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@WadeJo8 Sending hugs and good thoughts for your Mom.

[carl reiner @carlreiner]

It's a pleasure at 97 & 9 months of age to be able to wish everyone I know and don't know, the Happiest of New Years.

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Well....ain't that just.....

Oh never mind its just that it's not childish, so I felt the need to retweet.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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@angelgirl1077 I would return it and hope like heck for a reward...cuz I'm only 90 percent good.

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@Mianmath83 Perfect

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Well this is a sad state of affairs when we have reverted to Colonial America...bring your guns to church folks, you may need them.

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@barryjohnharper I
Will
Behave...
Maybe

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@mukuba_charity Oh darlin, you are coming back as a cockroach. At least a dozen times before you graduate to New York City rat.

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@GhosthuntingCPI This picture confuses and horrifies me....but I like to be confused and horrified, so.............

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@DanKCharnley You're welcome

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@DanKCharnley Horse hoe!!!! Oops

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@DanKCharnley This is one thing that comes up when I type horse how in the gif bar. It's all I gotz man.

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@TheBiancaDelRio I find Shakespear insults pretty darn inspirational... "Thou art a boil, a plague-sore, an embossed carbuncle." King Lear

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@TheReal_TMcG It's all that weed she smokes...