Lord of Pizza, District of Columbia

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[Lord of Pizza, District of Columbia @teebmaster]

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[Lord of Pizza, District of Columbia @teebmaster]

@drewtetz I'll bet you're wondering how I ended up here

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Happy birthday to The Iron Man 🐐🎉

[Lord of Pizza, District of Columbia @teebmaster]

PSA: You don't need to take your shoes off on a plane and put your bare feet up in front of you

[Lord of Pizza, District of Columbia @teebmaster]

@trillespie Can I transplant my mustache to the top of my head?? 😂😭

[Lord of Pizza, District of Columbia @teebmaster]

If gun rights are all that are left protected, all that will be left in America are guns

[Lord of Pizza, District of Columbia @teebmaster]

I need another motorcycle stat

[Lord of Pizza, District of Columbia @teebmaster]

@trillespie Should've sold it last week and given it to me, I was there last week!

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