LIZZO'S NEW 🍈🍈

Loustat FOREVER, ARMAND NEVER TOLD THE TRUTH

[Degenerate Tracker @DegenTracker_]

BREAKING: Baltimore sues Kalshi and Polymarket for running illegal sports betting in the city

[problematic gemini ♡⃤ @Matrom2005]

They are so sun and moon

[LIZZO'S NEW 🍈🍈 @teebowls]

Why does your perception that this person is perfect (no one is) then make this man attack his WIFE though? This stuff happens to so many who appear to have no blemish, Keith Lee is another one, who they have to invent narratives in order to make someone relatable.

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Gilbert Arenas responds to Steph Curry, saying Steph is perfect, but the only blemish on his family’s reputation is the things Ayesha Curry has said and done.

“I’m sorry if he’s offended.”

(Via @GilsArenaShow / h/t @SnapshotKyle )

[LIZZO'S NEW 🍈🍈 @teebowls]

I knew there was a group chat!!!

[Mychael Schnell @mychaelschnell]

New: The fallout from Dem absences during yesterday's Hegseth impeachment vote has made it to text chains.

In a House Dem group chat, a lawmaker asked who the 11 Dems were and questioned why they didn’t vote, contending that it made the party look bad, per a House Dem. The text was sent before the list of absences was known. One of the 11 identified themselves and explained what happened. Then a lawmaker responded and said everyone has to be at the Capitol for votes.

w/ @SyedahAsghar
https://t.co/msm65GDyAN

[AR15. @ReavesZone]

@TheDunkCentral Steph:

[LIZZO'S NEW 🍈🍈 @teebowls]

You're speed, BUT I'M SERENA YAAAASSSSSSSS

[Speedy HQ @IShowSpeedHQ]

🚨| WATCH: Speed gets HUMBLED by Serena Williams after reaching just 76 MPH on his serve, only for Serena to hit a 108 MPH SERVE with ease on her FIRST TRY 👀

Speed: “Why did she have to do that right after I did that?”

Serena: “So you could know you're Speed… I'M SERENA" 😭🔥

[LIZZO'S NEW 🍈🍈 @teebowls]

Who takes pics like that at the cemetery anyway its very unbecoming

[CNN @CNN]

A US Army sentinel guarding the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier reprimanded Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth and a group of his senior advisers after some in the group laughed and talked near the solemn memorial following a Veterans Day ceremony. https://t.co/1mIM7uG0G8

[Ari 💜 @lazyloveari]

She’s the Princess of Parkwood & y’all are just gonna have to accept it idk

[Chlöe @ChloeBailey]

HA HA 😛

[Opulencé Wuz Herre 𐚁 @Cozy0pulence]

Idc what genre act iii is tbh

[LIZZO'S NEW 🍈🍈 @teebowls]

No one should get gifts in the government

[Acyn @Acyn]

Raskin: Well, AOC and I have a $50 gift ban bill, which has been on the back burner for years under the Republicans.

In Congress, we are all governed by a $50 gift ban. And we can’t accept anything much more than a baseball cap. And most people are scared to do that. We just don’t take gifts.

Meantime, at the Supreme Court, they’re collecting hundreds of thousands or millions of dollars in so-called gifts from people who have a tremendous interest in the work of the Supreme Court. They take trips around the world. They take luxury vacations. They get, in Justice Thomas’s case, a $400,000 recreational vehicle, a motor coach.

I think Justice Thomas also picked up private school tuition for a great-nephew. I mean, just outrageous things. Members of Congress would go to jail for any of those things, and they’re just doing it.

So the $50 gift ban applies to Congress. It theoretically applies also to people in the executive branch, and it must apply to people in the judiciary, in the Supreme Court

[Chlöe @ChloeBailey]

I’M THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING 😘 “A Chlöe Christmas” EP 🎁 out THIS FRIDAY THE 13TH

[LIZZO'S NEW 🍈🍈 @teebowls]

@OversightDems @RepRobertGarcia the only answer. the WH cannot dictate to the legislative branch what it can and cannot do

[Oversight Dems @OversightDems]

Ranking Member @RepRobertGarcia statement in response to new legal threats from White House as they try to stop Congressional Oversight:

[Salt🚩🕊️ @catothesaltman]

To prevent honeypotting, we must turn to an ancient solution: sensitive information should only be handled by eunuchs

[LIZZO'S NEW 🍈🍈 @teebowls]

Open the kavorkian chambers because what

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

"As lifespans increase, people have to prepare, mentally and financially, to work well into their 70s and 80s," per WSJ

[Ceechynaa🇬🇧 @ceechynaax]

….

[LIZZO'S NEW 🍈🍈 @teebowls]

She's given up, and so have I.

[LIZZO'S NEW 🍈🍈 @teebowls]

So has Beyonce retired from music and I missed the memo????

[LIZZO'S NEW 🍈🍈 @teebowls]

She keeping us in an eternal waiting room yapping about shampoo and wedding dresses in a whole magazine interview that could've been an email....

...like GIRL what DAY is it coming out? When do you need this money for vinyls? When you going on tour? What day???