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[angel @teecienn]

My surname is gonna be double barrelled, I can’t lose my life long identity because of a man lol

[Deeskii @DeeRxse__]

Girls do you plan on taking your husbands last name, if not why?

[miya @miyarah_]

"los jóvenes son la generación de la tecnología"

yo intentando borrar una página en blanco de word

[Uzo Njoku @uzoart]

🥱🥱 you’ll never get me to give you energy back when aggressive in person. Not even going to bother to bring out my phone and record

[ؘ @hildsbrach]

ainda bem que existe a hipocrisia pra eu poder fazer hoje o que eu critiquei ontem

[Anubis @eduantao]

Quando eles estão falando comigo, mas eu me dissociei por um segundo e agora não sei o que estão dizendo

[varan🐊 2.0 🇨🇮 @luca_varan]

Elle voulait partir aussi 😭

[mika @mikasagrada]

Eu me recusando a dormir porque não tive tempo suficiente para mim depois do trabalho

[mika @mikasagrada]

"Não pense muito nisso"

Eu a noite toda:

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

When i'm so full i can barely breath but someone mentions dessert:

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni_]

"no dessert thank you, we'll have the bill" me who wanted the chocolate fudge cake:

[yagi @yducknow]

Uber driver: 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐
me: 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐
Uber driver:🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐

me: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[Mr. Tribe🏝️ @sheymanishere]

“new password can’t be your old password”

[mika @mikasagrada]

Quando seu alarme não tocou, mas o tempo que você está dormindo começa a parecer suspeito.

[` @wtfjossy]

"Do you all mind if we cancel?"
Me;

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

me watching married people at work flirt with their coworkers

[jezz @JezziiB]

Ok so here’s how it works
Dads with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Moms with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Dads with sons: Men’s restrooms.
Mothers with sons: Women’s restroom.
Hope that helps.

[Anubis @eduantao]

Acabei de sem querer fechar uma aba que eu pretendia ler há 2 anos

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

"if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't sleep at night"

me in the afternoon and at night :

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

the endless cycle of washing ur hands and applying lotion

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Remember before HDMI cables where you had to match the colors to the TV like you were diffusing a bomb