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[mac @MacDoesIt]

This is huge news btw

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I literally don’t play soccer

[goma @soigomaa]

I would have given him a laxative before

[blanc @dqveed]

Sorry but you can’t chat about things like digital ID when dressed as if you’re living in the 16th century

[Jam. @JAMvsJAM]

Hiding your face when you’re easy to find? You’re thick as pig shit, Jake Hepple from Burnley, Lancashire.

All this about ‘Stopping the boats’ when you’re not even in The UK, you live in Australia as an IMMIGRANT.

No wonder ya dad is maggot food sick of you being a terrorist.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Reason #1,000,000,000,000 why we should tax the rich.

[Kush @kushika_twt]

The first trillionaire being announced before the end of child poverty is not a success story.

It’s a moral failure.

[The Pink King @DayalSami]

Call me a hater but I think living in a world where both trillionaires and global poverty coexist is a sign humanity has failed as a species

[cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2026]

Socialism is so sick I love when tax dollars go to schools instead of wars

[Leah Dionne @leahdionne__]

It makes me sad that he’s been ringing the alarm of climate disaster for decades and everyone is just like ‘aw what a sweet old national treasure’ and ignoring him

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

i’ve never met a man who had an abortion so i’m tryna figure out why y’all got so much to say

[Airika👩🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏾 @velvetveilll]

I’m so pro abortion I forget people wanna keep the baby sometimes😂😂😂😂😂😂

[martina martinez @illegalth0t]

Oh my god he’s a bad kisser

[𝓓𝖗. 𝓥𝖔𝕏 𝓞𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖎 ᴹᴰ 👁️‍🗨️ @Vox_Oculi]

🚨BREAKING: Punch the viral orphaned baby monkey has somehow acquired a pistol and is firing at monkeys who bullied him, two confirmed casualties

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Panchi-kun was abandoned by his mother and raised by the zoo keeper. He had difficulty adjusting to the other monkeys in the group, so the keeper gave him a toy as a companion. Panchi-kun regards the toy as his mother and always carries it everywhere he goes to feel safer.

[sureboy 🪖 @Asarailu_]

Toddlers are so unhinged 😭😂