jerd

Former newsman, current wind tech, future donut shop barfly. I’ll fix your phone if you drop it, but please tell me if it landed in the toilet.

[jerd @TeedleJay]

PUPDATE: we awoke at dawn and made the 2-hour trip to LA. Despite 2 preventive potty stops, as I hit he US-14/I-5/I-405 intersection, the dog began shitting in my backseat.

[jerd @TeedleJay]

The dog-snake wishes to go to a greyhound meetup in Playa Vista tomorrow morning. I am debating if this pointy cretin deserves a 4-hour car trip.

[Brian @Ayers_29]

If you've ever wondered what the Antoine Carr basketball courts mural at McAdams Park in @CityofWichita looks like from the sky, I've got you covered.

#Drone

[jerd @TeedleJay]

@MBeau85 @elleinad___xo @IwriteOK @bastardspod “He looks like an unfinished clone.”
“He looks like a completed cpr dummy.”

goddamn that’s funny

[jerd @TeedleJay]

@tvfridges March in there dressed as some sort of couture ape and climb one of their dead art-deco trees. Really make it official that you��re 86’d from there

[jerd @TeedleJay]

@JoshuaSvaty lol did you tell him it’s good luck?

[jerd @TeedleJay]

Here I was thinking my summer wasn’t going to be stressful enough

[jerd @TeedleJay]

@AdamJPulley We’ve gotten into meal prep a little bit and chimichurri sauce is versatile af.

Looks good though! 🤤

[jerd @TeedleJay]

@AdamJPulley Nice work!!

[jerd @TeedleJay]

@GatorsDaily Incredible cinematography. 10/10

[jerd @TeedleJay]

I’m usually excited about our monthly MeUndies order but hmmmmmmm

[jerd @TeedleJay]

@DannyParty Fuck yeah with that vamp drip

[jerd @TeedleJay]

@DannyParty Notes

[jerd @TeedleJay]

@AndySandford Happy Birthday! How old are ya?

[jerd @TeedleJay]

If you see this, drop a photo of yourself as the villain.

[jerd @TeedleJay]

Too long. Toooooooooooooooo long.

[jerd @TeedleJay]

@WholesomeMeme @reynoldsgareth ??

[jerd @TeedleJay]

@jaybulls Aw hell yeah! Glad to hear that

[jerd @TeedleJay]

@jaybulls I will eat a nanner puddin in her honor 😞

[jerd @TeedleJay]

@_JennBates_ Just the thought of side-cheeking that toilet every time…