Teedz

edm producer. brogrammer.

[Teedz @teeeeedz]

Imagine being an adult who owns a stick that holds your phone, just so you can be able to take photographs of your face.

[Teedz @teeeeedz]

Your selfie needs more paper bag...

[Pizza Mambo @PizzaMambo]

Pizza will never call you fat.

[Teedz @teeeeedz]

Beards aren't face pubes, pubes are just penis beards.

[Teedz @teeeeedz]

I'm sorry I asked you what your "hair" was made out of....

[Teedz @teeeeedz]

Nothing like the sweet smell of a bus full of homeless crackheads after a heavy rainstorm.

[Teedz @teeeeedz]

I'm such a smart drunk, I delete my texts so I can't regret anything in the morning.

[Pizza Mambo @PizzaMambo]

Fitness? More like fitness whole pizza in my mouth #fitfam #oceancity

[Teedz @teeeeedz]

quiet people have the loudest minds

[E40 Mogul Entrepreneur @E40]

Yay Areeeeeeeeaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

['47 @47]

Chef Curry is serving up big slices of humble pie tonight #StephCurry #WARRIORSvGRIZZLIES: http://t.co/esFpjAHUM0

[Rock 'Em 🧦 @RockEm]

Punch it, Warriors

[Teedz @teeeeedz]

If we have learned anything lately, it's to never run from a lazy cop.

[Teedz @teeeeedz]

The best predictor of future behavior is … past behavior

[Teedz @teeeeedz]

I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life... If I die by Sunday.

[Teedz @teeeeedz]

Waiting for something makes it more exciting.

[Teedz @teeeeedz]

I followed my heart... Now I'm at the liquor store.

[Teedz @teeeeedz]

I lose interest when I get ignored.

[Gnarley Charley @GnarleyCharley]

WAIT !!!.. So if I call the CDC, and tell them I have Ebola,,, they'll clean my house.??.... Seriously?.. Hmmmmm.

[Al Saracevic @AlSaracevic]

Alright... Bochy has to realize that Strickland serves up more meatballs than the Olive Garden...