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[T @teeesus_]

When you're taking a shit and some water splashes up on your balls

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

One, I didn't "steal" anything. I created a copy.

Two, that "thing" was **evidence of crimes** (our courts agreed: see link).

Three, exposing a crime should not be a crime, regardless of whether those crimes were committed by a Mafia or a State.

https://t.co/VnfiKsofHK

[T @teeesus_]

@BlakeWinslow11 😂 trolling hard…

[T @teeesus_]

I’m canceled.

[T @teeesus_]

@BlakeWinslow11 😂

[T @teeesus_]

@HumeMorrison @sqliam888 @elonmusk *tell me your DWAC shareholders without actually telling me your DWAC shareholders*

[T @teeesus_]

@22wiggins sucked at KU and is in NBA still sucking.. #overpaid #overrated #shitcan

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

It's a battle alright. 😲

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Standard Gally shift

[Andrew Owens @BrowensSports]

I’m so jealous of the students

When I was at KU all I wanted was a National Championship and a competent football team.

2 years after I leave and they got both, enjoy the ride students!

[T @teeesus_]

@thatsbails You went with Houston my G? 😫

[T @teeesus_]

@mattpendry33 You hate KU football

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

NFL kickers today

[the chaw master @thechawmaster]

The episode of workaholics where they pack their first lip>>>>

[T @teeesus_]

@srjohnson3721 Entire MLB should be fired 😂 clowns @MLB

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

A+ for cinematography

[Prequel Memes @rPrequelMemes]

Facebook is no legitimate source https://t.co/CmSupNuOdL

[T @teeesus_]

@DPoirier_2 Sh!tcan

[T @teeesus_]

I fuckin hate old people.. I want the world to know this