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@KevinRBing Great news indeed ❤️ super happy for you!!

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Either way, i think you’re a little bit crazy and I admire and appreciate you 🫶🏼

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Do I know anyone who brings their regular old ceramic mug ☕️ into their car to drink coffee on their morning commute? I wonder if this happens out of being in a crazy rush or if its just a personal preference.

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Wordle 620 4/6

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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩i approve of today’s wordle

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The word SWIMS upside down is still SWIMS

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Crows Evolve New Blond Look Concluding 17-Million-Year Goth Phase https://t.co/fFvSDo3v6n

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@Lucent508

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Pat sajak is one of my favorite people

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@chrisavello @Jeopardamy I gave her a standing ovation

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the end of time. So even though the five dollar for a 10 pack of seemingly perfectly innocent socks near the register seems like a good investment, it is in fact not. #lifeadvice

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Life advice: don���t buy socks with the day of the week printed on them.

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Why you ask? Because mysteriously one day you will not be able to find the one for the current day of the week, or you lose one from the pair but you wear them anyway, either mismatched or for the wrong day, and then you have bad luck that day, causing you to….

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never wear any of the socks ever again. You are also scared to get rid of them because you’re superstitious and paranoid and you never used to be like that. They will remain in your sock drawer, a daily reminder of all your bad decisions, until…

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Today is not the first day that I have gone down a Norm Macdonald YouTube rabbit hole, and I guarantee it will not be the last #RIPNormMacdonald

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@blicketyblam @mediummic I went the long way to avoid spider webs, and it backfired. This is why I hardly ever leave the house.

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@blicketyblam @mediummic It’s widely know blue jays are assholes though.. I won’t hold it against all birds

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@blicketyblam @mediummic I literally just got dive bombed by a blue jay outside my front door. POS bluejay

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I was looking forward to visit Barry again soon. Barry was a superstar. I followed people on Twitter just for their Barry updates. Such tragic news.

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[Manhattan Bird Alert @BirdCentralPark]

We are saddened to learn that our beloved BARRED OWL died last night in an accidental collision with a @CentralParkNYC maintenance vehicle. We will miss her wondrous and beautiful presence in the park.

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@chrisavello Twitter gave me a notification about this tweet.. creepy but spot on. I had tix to the original shows from this tour last year… I didn’t keep them though.