teegan schmidt

bsu ‘22 || sc:teeganschmidt

[teegan schmidt @teeganschmidt]

i wanna be someone's favorite person to talk to

[alfie @alfienxo]

"YoU're AlwAyS tHe FiRst To LeEve wOrk"

god forbid i act my wage

[queen of chalanting @jilleahsarchive]

everybody worried about protein what about FIBER

[MONALEO 🎀 @themonaleo]

the older i get the more i realize asking a man for money is one of the most feminine things you can do

[s @pieceofm1nd_]

crazy how good weather just makes life worth living again lol

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

the dentist asking if a monday at 2pm in november works & you just have to be like Well Ok.

[Forever @1antonforever]

It been so cold this lil 37° feeling like 60°

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

Every time you think you have the TSA procedure down is when they will tell you to keep your laptop in the bag and call you a dumb bitch

[Chandler Crump @realCCrump]

Did you ever consider the possibility that Latinos are... legal citizens?

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

For me to go to sleep tonight would require an anesthesiologist

[King Crocoduck @crocoduck_king]

bro somebody PLEASE tell me how to read this, who tf is winning

[Alexis Nikole Nelson @blackforager]

Surely if I just internet a little harder, the election results will show up

[@awejones @awejones]

Every time another state's polls close they should play a canon sound like the Hunger Games

[Isabella Maria DeLuca @IsabellaMDeLuca]

So far this year, the United States has given:

- $24,400,000,000 to Ukraine.
- $11,300,000,000 to Israel.
- $1,950,000,000 to Ethiopia.
- $1,600,000,000 to Jordan.
- $1,400,000,000 to Egypt.
- $1,100,000,000 to Afghanistan.
- $1,100,000,000 to Somalia.
- $1,000,000,000 to Yemen.
- $987,000,000 to Congo.
- $896,000,000 to Syria.
- $9,000 per illegal immigrant that has entered the U.S.

And Americans who have lost everything to Hurricane Helene will be getting $750, courtesy of FEMA.

[New York Post @nypost]

Feds say there’s no money left to respond to hurricanes — after FEMA used $640.9M this year on migrants https://t.co/xp6KLvyqjT

[Chris 🇪🇨 @iamchriscorooo]

People my age are on baby #2 and I'm on drink #5

[molly conger @socialistdogmom]

why is the debate at night time. let’s get this thing started at 4pm. i don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

[strawberry switchblade time @moodybitchtm]

She should get to kill him

[Joel Berry @JoelWBerry]

At the DNC in Chicago. This is disturbing. They’re completely driven by hate.

[Natalie @jbfan911]

See how I didn’t take my full shot of tequila because I know I’d throw up? Very mindful, very demure