THIS PROJECT HAS BEEN RETIRED

your favourite martian

[autist @litteralyme0]

already the best movie of 2027

[Aaron! @c6_shanky]

Last weekend, gf and I went to halloween house party

One of her coworkers was there, and he was openly making passes at her.

Guys, if you are going to date attractive women, the reality is that they are going to get hit on.

Here's a thread on how I handled the situation 👇👇

[GameSpot @GameSpot]

A new Marvel's Spider-Man Remastered PC mod lets you play as Stan Lee: https://t.co/UHKzV6WDg6

[vin. @LIVillain]

Funniest video on my life. I cry laughing every single time 😭😭😭

[iraorla 🍉 @orlacsm]

“We are trying for a baby!” Oh so you’re just rawdogging every night? And you’re telling everyone at the dinnertable including your nan?

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

This is what a volcano eruption looks like from space 🌋 https://t.co/OCC1mymgOT

[ALBUM MODE @shamana]

been laughing at this for like 3 weeks now

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Happy 50th birthday to Ben Affleck.

Here’s maybe the best thing he’s ever done - his drunken commentary on the Armageddon DVD.

[XThreeee • XHL @XeryHighLife]

just found out women poop

[doctor worm @awaitingtrial]

I have often said this

[Dumbs 🇫🇮 @DumbsYT]

wtf is my Lillia doing?

[PEGEE @VH1PNUT___]

WHEN A GIRL GETS DRUNK AND STARTS PISSING OUTSIDE IT FEELS LIKE IM WATCHING ANIMAL PLANET

[Von @Smxxve__]

Every time 😭

[The CaruShow 🐐 @BaldMambaSZN]

@TheNBACentral @foxkickoff "Giannis now tell them you would play for the Bulls"