Y’ALL WOULD BE SURPRISED HOW MANY PEOPLE LEAVE WORK, GO HOME, EAT, SHUT THE DOOR, SCROLL THROUGH THEIR PHONE UNTIL THEY FALL ASLEEP, AND ENJOY THEIR LITTLE WORLD. THAT’S IT. THAT’S THEIR LIFE.
We get every cat that wanders onto our farm spayed or neutered. My friend said, “They chose you.”
I said, “Nah, they chose celibacy.”
We’re up to 13 cats now. Basically running a cat monastery.
Your teenager just landed their first summer job and is excited to earn their own money. They should be learning financial responsibility, not helping you pay the household bills.
I feel like they don’t know how to do a girly style in a non artificial way anymore. Elle’s style is interesting because it’s appropriate for the situations she’s, in while still being unashamedly her.
Besides, I have a rash just by looking at all of these synthetic fabrics
just realized she got married a day before July 4 so that she can call the inevitable divorce album Independence Day and I have to tell you I take my fucking head off to the cynical fucking billionaire that she is
I want people to really process what Taylor Swift is doing here. She has the means to get married anywhere in the world but chooses something that inconveniences millions because she doesn’t see us as real people.
Her music has never been good enough for your worship, either.
A man was at home watching his newborn and 3 y/o while his wife was running errands. The 3 y/o drowned in the pool and died while husband was inside watching a NBA playoff game. A year later, the wife announces she's pregnant again, with his child.
Not gonna lie; I'm having some, erm...mixed feelings about this. If roles were reversed, she'd probably be in jail.
I work at a dispensary, and just now as the night ended a customer stole $128 out of our tip jar. But my guy, you realize you're on like 30 cameras with 15 different angles. We check and scan your ID TWICE before you get into the door. We have all your info AND video evidence. $128 is sooooooooo not worth it!