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This is what you might call a fortuitous circumstance.

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When I was 8 I threw up in a church at vacation bible school and I think that's what made me gay

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@RatchelLeah lol sorry forgot about national woman’s day. Congrats on your vagina

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@RatchelLeah K I’ll go fuck myself

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@RatchelLeah Was v surprised at my results

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@gelllygel Girl I’m all over

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@SophiaBerrios Y did I picture u sitting in a cubicle eating wingsover

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@gelllygel I mean

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@gelllygel Who are these people associating u with Capricorn I want names

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@AdventureZandB

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@Di_Namicc That nose isn’t going to stop running either. The best part is when you have to pick dried boogers off the jewelry

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@leanorax3 Lea

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@RichKrup The joys of retail

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@cydneykeegan Baby steps

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@RatchelLeah @deannamoo22 I actually laughed out loud @RatchelLeah

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@madelinetuck @kj_paul The Prince of Egypt is just a masterpiece all around

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@Di_Namicc Cringe

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@EvilLoeb @LisaLoeb Was? I think Stay (I Missed You) IS one of the greatest songs ever written.

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@BoyOnBoys God hates them brows bro

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@noe1dom The worst one was when the wallet was in the bottom of the oven for five months and they found it before fratsgiving after I replaced everything

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@noe1dom SS card twice. Wallet 4x

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