Tyler Johnson

[Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell]

Why the "What if America's best athletes played soccer..." stuff is irrelevant. A 5-foot-7 39-year-old who has spent half this World Cup walking was the best player on the pitch.

[MC @CrewsMat10]

EVERY REPLAY MAKES THIS GOAL EVEN MORE RIDICULOUS. LIONEL MESSI IS UNREAL. 🤯🐐 https://t.co/nBWOeLYxLY

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This is his villain origin story

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

The market for telling people what they want to hear is much larger than the market for telling people what they need to hear. This fact explains a lot about the world.

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

Ellen Hughes, birthed two Olympic heroes and was a consultant on the women's team that won gold.

She's lady liberty.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Fuck that rat fuck Punxsutawney Phil. Throw his ass in a crockpot

[NHL @NHL]

One photo. Eight Norris Trophies.

Rob Blake and Ray Bourque met up with Cale Makar before tonight's game!

(📸: @Avalanche)

[Tyler Johnson @Teejay028]

@EdgeSportsMedia L

[Raven @raven_brah]

“I was there, Gandalf. I was there three thousand years ago. I was there when I took out the current mortgage on Rivendell.”

[The Long Investor @TheLongInvest]

Big shoutout to the people who yawn in the gym

I see it every evening

Clearly tired but came anyway.

[Gina Acosta @ginacostag_]

NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang’s best career advice:

“Passion isn’t enough, you’ve got to endure.”

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

ALL-TIME jersey match up 🔥 https://t.co/70v9xTxl6q

[Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong]

the fact that the government shutdown has had zero impact on my life tells me the government is useless.

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

This is the most important man in America for the next 4 days

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

Wild stat of the day 🤯

Joe Sakic and Nathan MacKinnon currently have the same number of points in the exact same number of games for the Avalanche 🏔️

[Ryan Clark @Realrclark25]

Coleslaw should be outlawed. There’s no reason for it to be a thing. No one has ever shown up to a cook out and asked “where the slaw at?”.

[Noah Ryan @NoahRyanCo]

Wake up and immediately look at small screen before clocking 8 hours behind medium screen. Take a few breaks to check in on small screen. Go home and spend a few hours staring at big screen to wind down before getting into bed and looking at small screen.

Living the dream.

[Robert Mays @robertmays]

We have never been more lost in the sauce when it comes to training camp reactions and videos. Allowing fans to experience practice is great, and obsessing over every minute detail of your team's chances is part of the fun. But we have lost the plot entirely.

[Nike @Nike]

Priorities unchanged. Another major secured.

The wins keep coming on and off the course for Scottie Scheffler