Father Clam

Nowhere to go, everywhere to be

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I love florida

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I need people to stop pretending that The Beast is a good roller coaster just because it's at Kings Island and is the longest wooden roller coaster in the world. It does absolutely fuck all regardless of the time of day you ride it.

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@StationWait I put it as the big 1 👀

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@RCXcyclopedia @Alex26Brown @WallinBallinR @b3nthusiast Yeah, that’s mostly all cedar fair policies for Cat 4-5 rides. Still think it’s dumb when I was pumping these numbers prior to 2025’s season beginning

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@Alex26Brown @WallinBallinR @b3nthusiast @RCXcyclopedia No they’re still strict at Dorney, KD and KI. Was just at all of these parks within the last few weeks 🙄

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@Alex26Brown @b3nthusiast @RCXcyclopedia They brought this bullshit to GADV and ruined my favorite hobby. Marathoning El Toro after work. I used to get 60+ rides a week on El Toro, now I don’t even go due to this stupid ass rule which is why I avoided Cedar Fair parks in general, and now it’s been forcibly bestowed 2 me

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“WOR$T GIRL IN NYC” flags have been spotted across New York City ahead of Slayyyter’s #GovBall performance.

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Not a want, a NEED

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New LEGO Pokemon Rayquaza Set Coming In August for $129.99.

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@Stanton127 @glittersnot Oh mother

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@jake_coasters Someone needs to go into Stengel’s mind and extract his thoughts and processes on designing roller coasters

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@jake_coasters Lowkey yes

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@LeviSimp306 @theyeetseat @Doctors__TARDIS all queue lines should have seats imo as a plantar fasciitis haver

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@LeviSimp306 @theyeetseat @Doctors__TARDIS i would gladly! I dislike banshee quite a bit! I'll be on Invertigo, my beloved (best ride at KI)

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@LeviSimp306 @theyeetseat @Doctors__TARDIS toro's my bby, my deep coaster lore is I'm the legit first ever public rider to ride in the back row. June 11th 2006, they were filming the commercials, unsure if they'd soft open. at 2:30 they opened to public, i was 2nd in line, guy in front of my went to the front, i went back

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@LeviSimp306 @theyeetseat @Doctors__TARDIS LMAOOOO if i could figure out a way to prevent them from crushing me, I'd be fine with them!

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@LeviSimp306 @theyeetseat @Doctors__TARDIS i am chronic marathonner (146 rides on El Toro in a day, 94 on Arie). BGT is easy to do a whole lap of the park in under 2 hours if you go on the correct day and follow the most efficient coaster route

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@theyeetseat @LeviSimp306 @Doctors__TARDIS dead serious! Banshee and Talon would be higher if they added that old school whip. Banshee just needs to remove the vests feel like my collar bones are being sawed off and my torso constricted by a python the whole ride. Diabolical design

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@LeviSimp306 @theyeetseat @Doctors__TARDIS BGT's my favorite park even though United treats it like garbage and it's in shambles since like 2022. I got all the tips if you ever need

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@LeviSimp306 @theyeetseat @Doctors__TARDIS not yet! i need to get to CW in general. I've had it planned like 3x and each time they fell through last minute (me being lazy to drive there) LMAO

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@LeviSimp306 @theyeetseat @Doctors__TARDIS my 2nd fav batman clone (SFOG being the first)

1. Montu
2. Alpie
3. Afterburn
4. Raptor
5. Batman (SFOG)
6. Vampire
7. Great Bear
8. Batman (SFGAm)
9. Batman (GADV)
10. Talon
11. Banshee

*For me