@NPR@nbc@nytimes ...@ whoever doesn't matter. Journalism is only as good as the fine line between madness and news. I'm as left as it gets but that just means I love humans. I turned 44 a few hours ago. #news#REALITY#earth
@barstoolsports@CP3 has more in the moment basketball IQ than the whole league put together. Not even LeBron would have thought to do that in the moment.
@SHAQ tell me it ain't true the refs call every sneeze near a maverick player when they go to the hole. And the @dallasmavs have been straight WWE style on the @LAClippers when we go to the rack.
Someone needs to show Jericho Sims the @blakegriffin23 Arm in the rim dunk from 2011. First of all Blake lubed it to himself and he didn't have to pull himself up from the net.
Look What ChatGPT Did to My Online Dating Profile Sloth poop? I would never!
@ErinCarson.
I 💯 know every single answer to your prompts was 20x the dating profile you would have written.. Have you ever written a dating profile? It's literally the worst thing any human can do!