dipshit FailSon

teej | 28 | he/they | aspiring bog body | general brainrot | 18+ nsfw, age in bio pls | probably into stuff you don’t like | pfp by the amazing @ppoka_p

[dipshit FailSon @teejsdirtysocks]

idk y'all im just gonna b chillin here till whenever. im only rly also on tunglr as teejrhys but who knows maybe ill poke at pllowfrt or smthin else. feel free to hmu if u want my discord or w/e 🤙 im just generally Bad at soc med lol

[dipshit FailSon @teejsdirtysocks]

mmh worth posting that u can find me on blsky at https://t.co/LoZYWpFPhc and also on tunglr as teejrhys gonna try not to lurk here as much for mental health reasons 👍

[Delta9250 @deltaIV9250]

The masculine urge to slowly bleed out here

[dipshit FailSon @teejsdirtysocks]

been trying and failing to get ahold of my friends in the asheville area and i am. panicking. trying to remember that cell and internet services are at best spotty. but still panicking.

[Megan Lloyd - offline til July @thirdchildart]

Guess which TMA episode celebrates it's 6TH ANNIVERSARY on Wednesday?

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

a really key part of any healthy relationships is nonsexual biting. it’s really important to just bite each other sometimes. it will keep your relationship alive biting is the stuff love is made of

[dipshit FailSon @teejsdirtysocks]

sneaking in just under the wire for the je zine app bc ive been distracted with work ;-;

[dipshit FailSon @teejsdirtysocks]

highlights of the last few days:
-got told my singing voice is pretty
-convinced levi to watch it follows, silent hill, and a few scream movies
-given time to obsess over cult of the lamb

[dipshit FailSon @teejsdirtysocks]

also me (a secret third thing); this is the job that can finance ur move across country if u are The Best so u need to research how to be The Best middle school history teacher and if u don't u might die :/

[dipshit FailSon @teejsdirtysocks]

me; i have never written a lesson plan and i need to write one this weekend or my new supervisor of one week will be upset with me (presumably).

also me; what if I spend the long weekend getting drunk

[dipshit FailSon @teejsdirtysocks]

5 months of unemployment and job searching and i am finally !!!!! starting a new position tomorrow ahdkkshdks im sobbing

[dipshit FailSon @teejsdirtysocks]

lrt je zine je zine je zine yes yes yes ahhhh so excited yesssssssss

[joneliaszine @joneliaszine]

✨Hello JonElias nation! Do you love the enduring, toxic love between these two? If so, it's time to get creative! Hosta and I (Emperiocism) are starting a JonElias zine project, and applications are open from now until September 3rd. More information and links below!🔽

[dipshit FailSon @teejsdirtysocks]

nearly thru summer sons and 1) holy shit this book is everything ive ever looked for like it's absolutely so perfectly tailored to my interests it's insane, and 2) mmmmmm toxic relationships my beloved.........

[dipshit FailSon @teejsdirtysocks]

my doc currently has me off my adhd meds bc he's trying to figure out what's up with my heart rate. which would be fine (tho annoying) if i didn't have three cover letters to write by tomorrow 🥲

[lunaria 🌙🎶 see pinned 📌 @wickedfoxglove]

not to be a Freak but the moment he called me “little rabbit” something reawakened in me

[flounder man @flounder_men]

Baldur's Gate 3， Perception Check Animation
I had a lot of fun creating this, and I hope my animation can bring you joy as well

[DISPEL DICE @dispeldice]

It's finally happening -- we're adding some new additions to our line of monstrous embroidered bomber jackets. 🦉 💖 Pre-orders for jackets open later this week on 7/11 @ 12PM PT.

[dipshit FailSon @teejsdirtysocks]

one interview down, two to go, im fuckin exhausted but want/need to draw but also.... brain wants a nap so bad.......

[dipshit FailSon @teejsdirtysocks]

fucking sucks that im going to be forced back into food service bc no one will fucking hire me. i don't want to go back to being angry and exhausted all the time just to pay bills.