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[cujo @teekeebar]

@zoeycyberkitty @njdkatie But fr though just tell Florence to lace up Philly needs a goalie like bad

[cujo @teekeebar]

@zoeycyberkitty @njdkatie the first round playoff game should definitely take priority over a concert. you can listen to Florence on your phone any night, but seeing hockey live is a spiritual experience. if they have to choose the music fans can go to a party while the rest of us actually enjoy some art

[cujo @teekeebar]

I’ve never seen such massive loserdom. Just zero class. They’re wearing hollister sweaters eating McDonald’s

[Scarlett Johnson @scarlett4kids]

Brought to you courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue 🇺🇸

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

It was just announced today that Trump is illegally withholding parts of the Epstein files that say he raped a child. Some of these men have daughters. When everything comes out about what Trump did to those victims I hope these men are haunted by this photo for the rest of their lives. Disgraceful.

[deanna mcdonald @deannagmcdonald]

"everything is so political," I say as I agree to be a political prop at one of the biggest political events of the year

[T🇨🇦 @tddt_5115]

Twitter user QH43_love: omg i cannot believe that white rich man is bad i thought he was uwu

Twitter user iHateMinoritiesK111nonwhites: stay in your lane libTARD🤣🤣glory to pedophile Donald!

Twitter user leaffanWendel: ackhually let matthews skip his contractual obligations!

[cujo @teekeebar]

@Chaddyboy7708 @thecow6oy @bigbadbruins73 Is that better? Or are you just stupid enough to not be able to read a basic sentence? You can Google “mortgage” if you need to.

[cujo @teekeebar]

@Chaddyboy7708 @thecow6oy @bigbadbruins73 Grown ass man chattering away on Twitter. Don’t you have a mortgage to pay, buddy?

[cujo @teekeebar]

@ShooterMcHodlin @bigbadbruins73 ?

[cujo @teekeebar]

@Chaddyboy7708 @thecow6oy @bigbadbruins73 Grown ass man chattering away on twitter don’t u have a mortgage to pay buddy 😂

[cujo @teekeebar]

@CodyTidwell16 @wyjoenthusiast Yeah you in the women’s locker room a lot Cody?

[john @johnsemley3000]

every young athlete’s dream is to party in Milan with the very small director of the FBI. to deny them that would be to deny them the very promise implied by the word “America.”

[cujo @teekeebar]

The bell is tolling for the members of the USA team

[Harrison Krank @HarrisonKrank]

You can hear the genuine pride in Donald Trumps voice when he called the Team USA Hockey Team

[jem ❤️‍🔥 @newyuridevils]

just found out they’re nuking the nhl tomorrow. the whole thing. praise be!

[cujo @teekeebar]

Pretty sure this was USA hockey’s way of intervening with Brady’s literacy issue. Yes Brady, you’re just meeting with Elmo. Do we want to practice spelling our names to show the kids how it’s done? Yeah for the kids. The kids

[USA Hockey @usahockey]

On an off day for the U.S. Olympic Men’s Ice Hockey Team, there was still plenty going on 👀

From the Tkachuk's spending time with Elmo, a peek at Village perks, and a look inside the locker room, it’s all in today’s #WinterOlympics Insider: https://t.co/LucOYgeyC5

[tribecalledknicksinfive @tribecalledrags]

Best thing about the McKenna situation is that he went to a bar with his mommy so she could buy him a drink #Wealldoit

[Taahaa @TaahaaLone]

Today in the KHL, a guy got traded for the equivalent of $13.03 USD

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say that people will die if you put a giant glowing distraction like that right on the side of a highway filled with Maryland drivers

[Gaby @hockeynuisance]

no shade but any time you think you have an original thought about hockey culture just know there’s a Canadian out there with like 2 masters degrees and a doctorate that has already written about it at length

[cujo @teekeebar]

And I’ve been saying this for years btw.

[cujo @teekeebar]

It’s crazy because all the responses to this are wrong too. No, Mackinnon would not be a Marxist. He would not read like that. Arber Xhekaj, my real life class warrior, however, keeps a gramsci book in his locker which he kisses every time he suits up.

[morgen @50ftqueen1e]

hockey fans creating imaginary scenarios where their players are woke but the imaginary wokeness is "voting blue" and not being a marxist