Adam Xandler

I came to party

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Ok guy

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You're keeping your options open fr that's some me shit

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No im not

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Yea I’m moving back to New York

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On some shit jehova hasn’t witnessed

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Happy hour hero

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@kanyewest Mine too

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So nose piercings hurt…

[The Chosen One @KiDCuDi]

14 years ago today, I delivered my sophmore album MAN ON THE MOON: THE LEGEND OF MR. RAGER. As a lot of you know, this was a very difficult time for me. I was heavily using cocaine, my depression was stronger than it ever was at that time, and I didnt think I'd make it to see 30. But you all listened, and supported me, and were there for me, and thats part of the reason, prolly the main reason, I made it thru the darkness at that time. To everyone that still bumps this album, or spread the word over the years, I LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE. ❤️❤️❤️ They say an artists 2nd album is the most important. I knew I couldnt fuck this up. And I made sure to deliver something that was just as good as my first album, to show u all I was meant to be here and I wasnt some one trick pony. The rest is history. To the fans, thank you for never leaving me lonely 🥺🙏🏾❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Im off on an adventureeee

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Splash hog is and insane brand name for a urinal

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Brooklyn baby!

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Vacation starts at the airport bar, I don’t make the rules

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Nevada’s whole personality is alcoholism and hating California

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Sedulous

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My 6 year old just English or Spanish’d me…

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Working on the strip on a Sunday watching the most defeated people walk around is a new pastime

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Someone’s getting fired…

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Flying across the country on a Boeing today… this might be my last tweet