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@caseydband thanks, bud 🫶🏼

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Thanks @caseydband for another great show, it’s #5 for our fam and my dads entire life was made with the fist bump 👌🏼🥰

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@caseydband thank you for another great show, it’s our 5th and you literally made my dads whole entire life w the fist bump, thanks for memories 💜

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Off at 8, back at 8. Like that hospital rotation - but way better 🤩

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I am entirely too involved in the true crime life to have a 170lb dog in the sense that I fully convince myself theres an armed intruder in the house every time I’m home alone 🥴 meanwhile cash is minding his own business, just zoomin’ after the cat

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Why do cats want absolutely nothing to do w you until they only want right inside your face 🙃

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Double process galaxy hair first thing in the morning 😍

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Missing my pillow thief 😭

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Sure you can hit on my boyfriend, I’ll only get jealous if you can tell me all 87 of his allergies and how much Benadryl he requires before bed each night 😂

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“Sheila, it’s Christmas, please give the whiskey back.” - Dan 🤣

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I had no idea a new screen protector would make my phone feel brand new. Cool

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I always forget how big my dog is until I show pictures of him to other people

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Housework feels so disrespectful but having a clean house is literally the best feeling

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The fact I can see a full moon by 5pm is incredibly disrespectful of Mother Nature

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Perks of being a licensed cosmetologist: drinking wine at 4pm on a Monday while coloring your hair impulsively yet responsibly.

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Lemme take a lil nyquil nap tonight

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That seasonal depression came in freakin HOT this year 🥴

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Pulling up to the pumpkin patch, blasting juvenile, living my best life

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Was not ready for the conspiracy theory client this morning… bonus: it was all stated as fact 😓

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When a client books a color retouch gets in the chair and says they actually need a full foil #NotTodaySatan