Teesi Wandermuff

She/Her | fairy | ❤️ in relationship w/ @Cassandra_Wisso
New member of forestry service! Love nature. Let's be friends and share news about the environment! 💚

[Teesi Wandermuff @teesi_wandermuf]

Usually I'm REALLY shy, photogenically speaking, but I wanted my gf ❤️🥰@Cassandra_Wisso to have a photo of me, so I pinned this one to my profile. It's my favorite secret forest spot! Come here to meditate and relax.
🌲🧘🌲 #selfie #fairylife

[Teesi Wandermuff @teesi_wandermuf]

@waaander_forest Since my computer is the only computer in the nest, it’s the one we reply to all your comments on… so i’ll try to make up for Cassy’s absence by making thoughtful replies to any questions that come up… 😚

[Teesi Wandermuff @teesi_wandermuf]

@waaander_forest Well for this episode i’m afraid you’ll only be hearing commentary from me.. You see… after downloading some exceedingly lewd video games (🙄💦), Cassy has lost her privileges to use my computer for one week.. 😑

[Teesi Wandermuff @teesi_wandermuf]

@Cassandra_Wisso @waaander_forest 😳💦 Eh… ..yes, i suppose.. though i wouldn’t use the word “exciting” maybe.. more like “frightening”! Those penises are very scary.. I mean look how big they are! If those fairies aren’t careful.. with one wrong move and she might get smooshed under one!! 🫣!

[Teesi Wandermuff @teesi_wandermuf]

@White_Gauna2 @Cassandra_Wisso @waaander_forest 😅 Cassy and i had a bit of a silly night... we drank a whole bottle of wine and played "cave spelunkers" in the bed sheets 🥰

[Teesi Wandermuff @teesi_wandermuf]

@White_Gauna2 @Cassandra_Wisso @waaander_forest Oh my! Where are my panties??! 😳💦

[Teesi Wandermuff @teesi_wandermuf]

@White_Gauna2 @waaander_forest They are indeed exceedingly comfortable to sleep on! 😘

[Teesi Wandermuff @teesi_wandermuf]

@Cassandra_Wisso @waaander_forest huh? 🤤

[Teesi Wandermuff @teesi_wandermuf]

@waaander_forest @xqjtqy @Cassandra_Wisso Eeek! Don't look! That's such an embarrassing episode! 🙈 💦

[Teesi Wandermuff @teesi_wandermuf]

@xqjtqy @Cassandra_Wisso @waaander_forest Oh my! What a bold question! 😳💦

[Teesi Wandermuff @teesi_wandermuf]

@Cassandra_Wisso @White_Gauna2 @waaander_forest 😠 You like my cupcakes! ✨🧁✨

[Teesi Wandermuff @teesi_wandermuf]

@Cassandra_Wisso @xqjtqy @waaander_forest Huh! Doesn't "nsfw" stand for "Nature Stewardship for Forests and Wilderness"

[Teesi Wandermuff @teesi_wandermuf]

@xqjtqy @waaander_forest You can ask me! I know everything about the forest and the creatures that live and inhabit this environment! It's part of my job as a certified member of the fairy forestry service! 🥰

[Teesi Wandermuff @teesi_wandermuf]

@Cassandra_Wisso @waaander_forest Make that two! 😘💕
💕🧽🫧🧽💕

[Teesi Wandermuff @teesi_wandermuf]

@Cassandra_Wisso @waaander_forest ...a very private bedtime parade that is! 😶💦🙈

[Teesi Wandermuff @teesi_wandermuf]

@Cassandra_Wisso @waaander_forest I said “boisterous” Cassy! The meaning of that word much different… Anyways, in the end, i do like how it feels wearing it… I feel like the baton twirler at the front of the parade! 🥰

[Teesi Wandermuff @teesi_wandermuf]

@Cassandra_Wisso @waaander_forest 🤔 Hmmm… that’s right you did buy it as my “birthday present,” but i wonder… was it a present for me or a present for you?

[Teesi Wandermuff @teesi_wandermuf]

@KurfurstGrosser @waaander_forest It’s all the fault of my blabber-mouth! I can’t help it 😔!
I get all cooped up all day and then the mean words just slip out! 😖
Now Cassy probably hates me! 😭

[Teesi Wandermuff @teesi_wandermuf]

@waaander_forest I can’t even go out for a flight of fresh air to cool the tension because it’s too frigid out!!! 😭😭😭💦

[Teesi Wandermuff @teesi_wandermuf]

@waaander_forest I know what i said was mean… but haven’t you ever been there?… being locked in a space with your partner for hours and hours on end and you can’t even leave the nest! It’s inevitable that some nasty words slip out… 😖 (Stoopid Stoopid, Teesi!!! Why did i say that! 😭💦)