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breezy blockz

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when your bf isn’t a fkn loser

[mhk @soopsoopdodo]

when u realise u were fucking annoying in front of a group of people

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

i love when you see your cat walking toward you at a leisurely pace and you say "hi baby!" because you’re excited to see them and they start trotting a little bit faster cause they’re excited to see you too

[Luxi ⭐ @0xLuxi]

office jobs are hilarious because you'll be 27 and your life is basically over already

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[rinner sauce @RinnerStrikes]

There's going to be a resteraunt that you love next to these and that's the only thing that'll close within the next 20 years

[Blizz Mahoney @DamBlizzy]

The only way to really explain the economy is everything feels like amusement park prices.

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

After graduation, many doors will open for you"

Me after graduation:

[Florida woman @stephanicci]

Depressed people being prescribed medicine that makes them fat and unable to fuck as a final indignity

[Daniella @DaniellaMazzio]

We're so close to inventing TV

[Jess Margera @jessmargera]

Maga is apparently now boycotting going to NYC because they hate the mayor. They say they will never go there again. I mean is this guy fucking amazing or what? That place is going to be a fucking paradise now

[Mads @europemaxxed]

How I feel clocking out of my shift after doing zero work and scrolling for 4h on a Friday

[mindy🌷 @mindyisser]

i love going places with my husband because i never bring my wallet or my keys and i’m always like “thanks for all the ways you take care of me” and he’s like “you really shouldn’t leave the house without keys and money” lol

[autist @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

The wildest part about POVERTY is how much time it steals. Waiting for buses. Calling assistance offices. Comparing grocery prices. Fighting insurance. Sitting at laundromats. Being poor is a second job nobody pays you for.

[Giliann @imissblackmidi]

We’re losing recipes

[S🎧 @wellnessgirlyy]

when 20 yo say shit like “i won’t have kids until like 25” but they don’t know that 25 is literally tomorrow