project hail eri 💫

meteorologist and satellite climatologist || presently moonlighting as a fic writer for the ryan gosling cinematic universe™ || teegardens_star on ao3

[project hail eri 💫 @teestar_writes]

I have a #coltlandtwins fic, if anyone out there is interested! It’s set around Grace’s no good, very bad UNESCO conference, and I had a lot of fun writing it :)

https://t.co/pmoCe49hzT

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#projecthailmary #thefallguy #coltland #coltlandau

[project hail eri 💫 @teestar_writes]

grace: *full fucking dad-sneezes on the opposite end of the ship*

rocky: ‼️‼️‼️ GRACE— GRACE EXPLODE, QUESTION??? GRACE SPRAY BIG LEAK EVERYWHERE EUGHHHHH‼️‼️‼️

[project hail eri 💫 @teestar_writes]

I think the act of sneezing would be absolutely horrifying to eridians

[project hail eri 💫 @teestar_writes]

@gh0ststag It’s actually shocked me that, for a fandom that loves talking about rygos’ eyes, I never seen anybody mentioning the delicious asymmetry of them and I think that’s a big fat crime 😤

[project hail eri 💫 @teestar_writes]

I don’t think we can be a proper country if we don’t start collectively sexualizing ryan gosling’s lazy eye right NOW

[project hail eri 💫 @teestar_writes]

@DaL00n suzy peters doesn’t know what she’s missing fr 😤

[project hail eri 💫 @teestar_writes]

I like to imagine this is the story ryland uses to dunk on his brother every time he meets one of colt’s friends, girlfriends, or coworkers 😂

[🌈 felix/calem 🐟 c0mms open‼️ @felinxians]

oh my god colt get out of there bro RUN #coltland

[project hail eri 💫 @teestar_writes]

@Kate_Dee_Yas She so would be, I just know it in my SOUL 🥹🥹

[project hail eri 💫 @teestar_writes]

@swan2swan87 And not that it violates something as grand as international law, but according to US law one can argue she does technically commit first-degree murder when she sends Grace on the mission without his consent. And since Grace is a US citizen, she can actually be charged with that.

[project hail eri 💫 @teestar_writes]

I like to think stratt, even from her prison cell, pulled all the strings she could to make sure grace’s students survived the astrophage crisis. I think she would be very dedicated to that, actually—knowing grace loved his kids so deeply :’)

[project hail eri 💫 @teestar_writes]

@swan2swan87 But it comes down to her using her global immunity to enact a loooooot of actions that would ordinarily violate international law and many nations’ sovereignty. She obliterates the Sahara Desert with solar panels to produce the amount of energy required to breed astrophage.

[project hail eri 💫 @teestar_writes]

@swan2swan87 Yeah Stratt ends up in prison for all the literal crimes she had to commit for project hail mary to work. It’s detailed more in the book, but there’s a subtle nod to it in the movie too when she’s watching Grace’s video logs—she has a “life without parole” tattoo on her neck

[project hail eri 💫 @teestar_writes]

i’ve officially decided i’m Not gonna have myself put down like old yeller the second i get a dementia diagnosis in the future because OMG IF I FORGET EVERYTHING THAT MEANS I CAN EXPERIENCE PROJECT HAIL MARY FOR THE FIRST TIME OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL I DIE YIPPEE!! :D

[project hail eri 💫 @teestar_writes]

Here be the fic this conversation originates from:
https://t.co/pmoCe49hzT

[project hail eri 💫 @teestar_writes]

@swdisdw It’s “Violator,” which is just rude as fuck lmao

[project hail eri 💫 @teestar_writes]

@Somniac_Pontiac Hehe well i guess the actual “warning” should be that that fic will be part of my current coltland twins au, so if you’re not into coltland as a concept then it might be a bit of a drag to read 😅

[project hail eri 💫 @teestar_writes]

Alright I’m calling dibs on grace forced appendectomy in my next fic!!! No one else write it, I wanna do it!! Pretty pretty please 🙏🙏🙏

[project hail eri 💫 @teestar_writes]

Imagining grace not only getting forced into an induced coma against his will but also getting an organ stolen out of his body without his knowledge before being launched into space :(

[project hail eri 💫 @teestar_writes]

@Somniac_Pontiac I’ll try to remember haha. Fair warning tho, the appendectomy thing isn’t gonna be, like- a central theme or anything, but it’ll have a solid feature. Much of the story is grace recounting certain things from his journey while he’s trying to reacquaint himself with earth post-phm

[project hail eri 💫 @teestar_writes]

Also nobody fret! Grace isn’t leaving Rocky and Adrian behind. Of course they’re coming with him. I’m not a monster.

[project hail eri 💫 @teestar_writes]

plz i wanna start writing my grace returns to earth coltland twins fic but i still have one more chapter on my other coltland twins fic to finish—and it’s absolutely imperative that i finish that chapter cuz it sets up the whole narrative of the return-to-earth fic AHHHH HELP😫😫

[project hail eri 💫 @teestar_writes]

@SeaKhajiit Oh yeah i already do the whole “writing idea down” thing but the second I let it win like that I immediately lose inspiration on the other fic lmao. But it really is SUPER important that I finish the other fic first. The return to earth fic won’t make sense without it 😅

[project hail eri 💫 @teestar_writes]

plz i wanna start writing my grace returns to earth coltland twins fic but i still have one more chapter on my other coltland twins fic to finish—and it’s absolutely imperative that i finish that chapter cuz it sets up the whole narrative of the return-to-earth fic AHHHH HELP😫😫

[project hail eri 💫 @teestar_writes]

@ancientgamesrom It was my high school’s senior sendoff song for the final choir concert of every year. There was something especially funny and cruel about having all the seniors get up on stage while they’re actively sobbing and making them sing this song to /themselves/ 😂 (i loved it tho)

[project hail eri 💫 @teestar_writes]

I just hurt myself so bad listening to homeward bound (choir ver.) and thinking about my coltland twins au 😔