I have a #coltlandtwins fic, if anyone out there is interested! It’s set around Grace’s no good, very bad UNESCO conference, and I had a lot of fun writing it :)
https://t.co/pmoCe49hzT
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#projecthailmary#thefallguy#coltland#coltlandau
grace: *full fucking dad-sneezes on the opposite end of the ship*
rocky: ‼️‼️‼️ GRACE— GRACE EXPLODE, QUESTION??? GRACE SPRAY BIG LEAK EVERYWHERE EUGHHHHH‼️‼️‼️
@gh0ststag It’s actually shocked me that, for a fandom that loves talking about rygos’ eyes, I never seen anybody mentioning the delicious asymmetry of them and I think that’s a big fat crime 😤
@swan2swan87 And not that it violates something as grand as international law, but according to US law one can argue she does technically commit first-degree murder when she sends Grace on the mission without his consent. And since Grace is a US citizen, she can actually be charged with that.
I like to think stratt, even from her prison cell, pulled all the strings she could to make sure grace’s students survived the astrophage crisis. I think she would be very dedicated to that, actually—knowing grace loved his kids so deeply :’)
@swan2swan87 But it comes down to her using her global immunity to enact a loooooot of actions that would ordinarily violate international law and many nations’ sovereignty. She obliterates the Sahara Desert with solar panels to produce the amount of energy required to breed astrophage.
@swan2swan87 Yeah Stratt ends up in prison for all the literal crimes she had to commit for project hail mary to work. It’s detailed more in the book, but there’s a subtle nod to it in the movie too when she’s watching Grace’s video logs—she has a “life without parole” tattoo on her neck
i’ve officially decided i’m Not gonna have myself put down like old yeller the second i get a dementia diagnosis in the future because OMG IF I FORGET EVERYTHING THAT MEANS I CAN EXPERIENCE PROJECT HAIL MARY FOR THE FIRST TIME OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL I DIE YIPPEE!! :D
@Somniac_Pontiac Hehe well i guess the actual “warning” should be that that fic will be part of my current coltland twins au, so if you’re not into coltland as a concept then it might be a bit of a drag to read 😅
Imagining grace not only getting forced into an induced coma against his will but also getting an organ stolen out of his body without his knowledge before being launched into space :(
@Somniac_Pontiac I’ll try to remember haha. Fair warning tho, the appendectomy thing isn’t gonna be, like- a central theme or anything, but it’ll have a solid feature. Much of the story is grace recounting certain things from his journey while he’s trying to reacquaint himself with earth post-phm
plz i wanna start writing my grace returns to earth coltland twins fic but i still have one more chapter on my other coltland twins fic to finish—and it’s absolutely imperative that i finish that chapter cuz it sets up the whole narrative of the return-to-earth fic AHHHH HELP😫😫
@SeaKhajiit Oh yeah i already do the whole “writing idea down” thing but the second I let it win like that I immediately lose inspiration on the other fic lmao. But it really is SUPER important that I finish the other fic first. The return to earth fic won’t make sense without it 😅
plz i wanna start writing my grace returns to earth coltland twins fic but i still have one more chapter on my other coltland twins fic to finish—and it’s absolutely imperative that i finish that chapter cuz it sets up the whole narrative of the return-to-earth fic AHHHH HELP😫😫
@ancientgamesrom It was my high school’s senior sendoff song for the final choir concert of every year. There was something especially funny and cruel about having all the seniors get up on stage while they’re actively sobbing and making them sing this song to /themselves/ 😂 (i loved it tho)