banjo gurl

butt and vagina

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hungry little fellas

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

hedgehogs eating grapes, persia, 15th century

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@turdburg1ar oh god it’s happening so quickly 😦

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how long until he starts typing his own thoughts into a word doc and emails it to everyone he knows

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poopy boy

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crocheting with a cat in ur lap sure is hard work 😓

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Time Magazine: We’d like to name you Person of the Yea-

Me: Can I bring my cat.

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oh boy thats a big bug in a glove

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he has always been a good bowler

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my poopy cat gets butthurt if he can’t come and poop with u :/

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soggy gloves

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@turdburg1ar awwwww yay

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i’d wear the fuck outta this in the afternoon

[NicDaisy @plummie9]

St. Louis.
Girolamo Giuseffi (American, b.Italy, 1864–1934) for
G. Giuseffi Ladies' Tailoring Company.

Afternoon Dress, c.1906.

silk damask, silk lace, silk taffeta.
Waist 19.5 inches. Worn by Caroline Buford Danner of Indianapolis.
©️ @NewfieldsToday
#Fashionhistory

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arthur loves to watch the toilet flush

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a bratwurst before bed 👆

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nothing serious has ever happened here

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it’s detrimental to have ur animals sleep w u because i dont want to leave them wtf. we have to cuddle

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cat! loves! mackerel!

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sarah smiles like sarah doesn’t care.

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@turdburg1ar “ribbit….?” “RIBBIT!”

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@turdburg1ar STOP MAKING ME POOPY

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i don’t know what it is about gibs bagels but it makes me poop so much. why am i shitting for the 3rd time today?! it doesn’t make sense