bond aquisitor

sometimes angry

[svez @_itztli]

holy shit it’s literally this tiktok😭

[bond aquisitor @teeterthoter]

@leanmelee @Nickdabearfan They assembling a whole arsenal in the replies

[bond aquisitor @teeterthoter]

@2tricks @hamlhord @sambrazy So you agree it was Maresca’s system that made us play well

[𝔭𝔥𝔬𝔢𝔟𝔢 🥀 @bbfeebeee]

proof people are getting dumber as time goes on

[c @franchaelafem]

i cannot stop laughing at this like wtf was her problem

[nadiasobased @_nadiawadia]

bro ts actually has me so weak

[bond aquisitor @teeterthoter]

@arthursday23 @James__Fitzy @25mahfuz At least they arent visibly phoning it in to wring every last penny out of their audience

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Technolarp has come under fire from tubbo and sneegsnag

[bonjela papi / he fell for the soup! @BonjelaPapi]

Declan Rice should be dropped btw. Handshakes you've been instructed on at the start are one thing, embracing your long lost rapist brother is another

[Bob Dwyer @bob__spurs]

In a world full of Djed Spences and Declan Rices.

Be a Djed Spence.

[Rhodesia @Rhodesiaonsol]

Unfortunately I believe he is about to experience what it is like to get crushed by a girl at 19 as part of his reverse aging process

[Nancy Comics by Ernie Bushmiller @JohnnyCallicutt]

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
June 9 ,1975

[critter @BecomingCritter]

Of the last 3 women to have a crush on me I was aware of 9 of them

[star @realgeekdjoe]

bro niggas DIED for this shit 😭

[Brandon Luu, MD @BrandonLuuMD]

This is great advice.

In young women, just 1.36% dehydration makes tasks feel 58% harder, concentration 45% harder, fatigue 17% worse, and headaches ~2x more likely.

[bilatinman kio @kzzrttt]

everything they said about grinding your boner into the bed is correct

[Benji Cobblestone @BenjCobb]

I would rather kill myself than be dating a girl and a picture of us be thrown into her dump on slide number 10 of 13

[j @meadandjuniper]

Your 20s are for realizing that all your grandiose life plans pale in comparison to having people you really like being around