emily

stay sexy stay home

[emily @teetharebonez]

idk why anyone bothers voting when we all know 30-50 feral hogs will be the nominee anyway

[emily @teetharebonez]

statistically speaking: if you infect others with the flu, and they go on to infect others, etc, after 10 layers you’ll be responsible for 14 cases of the flu.

if you infect others with covid-19, after 10 layers you’ll be responsible for 59,000 cases of covid-19.

stay home.

[Colin Cowherd @colincowherd]

Please watch.

[Jana Hayes @janarhayes]

Hey folks! If you are an OU student whose university job is being cut or the hours are limited during the COVID-19 pandemic, I would love to talk to you for an @OUDaily story about how you’re going to handle this going forward. Please dm me!

[USGS Store @USGSstore]

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[emily @teetharebonez]

also I can confirm that hermit crabs are shitty pets. they can’t even be trained to run races or complete obstacle courses. pathetic

[emily @teetharebonez]

“Just like our lives, ‘home’ is a shifting, changing thing, because, well, we carry it with us. Even if we aren’t physically there. Home is anything that makes the daily chore of living possible.” 🥺

[JP @jpbrammer]

This week's ¡Hola Papi! is all about home: feeling guilty over leaving it, and wanting to go back to it, even if you can't. I wonder if something is happening that might make people feel that way even more lately! https://t.co/QIol7p6Igp

[emily @teetharebonez]

one week into quarantine and chill and he looks at you like this, wyd?

[emily @teetharebonez]

that’s it I’m logging off

[Mark Mazzetti @MarkMazzettiNYT]

“If it were possible to wave a magic wand and make all Americans freeze in place for 14 days while sitting six feet apart, epidemiologists say, the whole epidemic would sputter to a halt.” https://t.co/Q5R7lEdmc8

[emily @teetharebonez]

@emma_ckeith https://t.co/QMPJw6UCtx

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

I saw those Italy videos of people singing so I started singing to my neighbor and she told me to shut the fuck up

[emily @teetharebonez]

@eric_ii and what’s up with district 6?? 💀

[emily @teetharebonez]

day ?? without sports: I actually watched this sponsored tweet 😔

[FOX: NASCAR @NASCARONFOX]

A VIRTUAL CRANK IT UP!

Yes. That was awesome.

[emily @teetharebonez]

my coworker won’t stop sleeping with me

[aubrey @aubviouslynot]

for those of you working from home or are in quarantine, and who have pets, tell me what they have been doing most recently but refer to them as your co-worker

[emily @teetharebonez]

@flomcxssidy I’ll cut bangs if you shave your head

[OU Daily @OUDaily]

A Norman Crest Foods employee tested positive for the coronavirus, according to KFOR. The employee was last in the store one week ago: https://t.co/36A74nasbL

[emily @teetharebonez]

I’m embarrassed at the amount of effort I put into this thread

[emily @teetharebonez]

@ainsleybrianna - Kurt has a breakdown bc he’s away from Blaine and sings “all by myself”
- Puck and Finn refuse to social distance and sing an alt-rock version of “can’t be tamed”
- Will sings “fix you” when Emma’s OCD/anxiety act up
- Rachel gets the rona and freaks out that her career is over

[emily @teetharebonez]

@ainsleybrianna - Tina just goes full emo idk
- Mike films himself dancing to cheer everyone up

that’s all I got

[emily @teetharebonez]

@ainsleybrianna - Brittany and Santana quarantine together bc Santana figures if one has it, they’ll both have it, and Brittany doesn’t know what’s going on
- Mercedes sings “supalonely” bc she thinks she got the rona from making out w Sam but it’s actually just the flu

[Denton County Public Health @WeAreDCPH]

Press Release: Six New Confirmed COVID-19 Cases in Denton County. Learn more at https://t.co/QcMZlYbPiC