Em.

20 something. Dillon ▪️ Daxton ▪️Doc ▪️ Daphne

[Jackee❤️‍🔥 @justjackee13]

Who’s gonna tell Ticketmaster’s white collar crimes to the FBI?

[irene anna❤️‍🔥 @enerianna]

AT FIRST I WAS ENJOYING WOULDVE COULDVE SHOULDVE AND THEN THE LYRICS REALLY HURT ME

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

maybe leonardo dicaprio hated 9/11 so much that he can’t even date women who remember it. did that even occur to you

[Pandorasbreadbox @_Pandorasbread_]

@Pornhub since you all made your company off of woman you’d think you’d publicly support them and do something like idk block your site in trigger states until woman get their rights back. I don’t know just a thought. #RoeVsWade #protest #nomorecreampies

[Em. @teetotentaylor]

I don't know if I'm becoming more ✨powerful✨ or what. But I "manifested" a business opportunity for an exercise during therapy and the next day a random person called me and offered it to me.

[katelyn 🌙✨ @hurricanekate_]

https://t.co/H74TKOtDz3

[katelyn 🌙✨ @hurricanekate_]

crying

[CC @chahat721]

THIS IS MY SUPER BOWL #HarryandMeghanonOprah

[Em. @teetotentaylor]

@hurricanekate_ She was/is a patient saint.

[Em. @teetotentaylor]

@hurricanekate_ Brb going to listen to Sammy Adams for the next 12 hours.

[Em. @teetotentaylor]

When I was a teenager @hurricanekate_ and I would omegle like it was no ones business and make friends with people, I was “reckless” and added some of those people on Facebook after we chatted.

[Em. @teetotentaylor]

10 years later I still have the majority of them on social media. I’m invested in their lives. One even sent me a gift for Dax when I announced I was pregnant. Moral of the story...I don’t know. I just was thinking about it and had to tell people.

[Em. @teetotentaylor]

@hurricanekate_ 2nd round of COVID lockdowns coming to save you.

[Em. @teetotentaylor]

Motherhood has given me split personalities from 11pm-6am I’m tired delirious Emily and from 6am-11pm I’m tired functioning Emily. Well last night delirious Emily ordered functioning Emily breakfast for this morning. I’m glad they’re getting along so well.

[Em. @teetotentaylor]

@hurricanekate_ Do it again.

[Em. @teetotentaylor]

I just ordered new sweats and t-shirts as my warmer weather closet update.

[Em. @teetotentaylor]

@ChadProbst What a time to be alive.

[Em. @teetotentaylor]

@ChadProbst Chad, you have a Twitter?

[Hocus Brokus 🇲🇽 @Buenisi_Ma]

He was a TARGARYEN and a STARK for NO reason?!?!

Sorry. I'm still scarred.