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[AMARA💕 @simbyii]

Raising your phone to listen to a voice note, only for it to auto-pause? Serious rage bait 😭

[D @iblechdotcom]

all i ever do is ponder, wonder, analyze, reflect, speculate, dwell, imagine, and question everything

[Lil G @SakPaseG]

Sometimes just sitting in the sun is enough for a good day. We overcomplicate joy.

[Tax Daddy @NwokeOma_]

insecurity due to body odour.

[tom @tomiezequiel15]

hoy es el único día que puedes retuitear esto:

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Not a single job opening has gotten back to me this year, but at least 65 companies have my data and info now.

[Prasenjit @Star_Knight12]

master's degree used to guarantee a job, now it doesn't even guarantee an interview

[eliz @eliza___v]

Me having to go outside because the delivery guy don't know how to follow directions

[george @gmbarnard22]

just had a ticket inspector on THAMESLINK

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

when they send a “wya” but I changed my mind and I’m not leaving my house 🫣

[motion. @hashtagtw0]

Faking your music taste due to social validation is self-slavery btw.

[J 🇩🇿 @Jxs_b]

“Name 5 Arsenal players” is not a way to move to women. Do better.

[Twizeさん @twize56655]

50 cent had to put him in his place 😭😂

[Softboy @softboywin]

Sorry but how tf do construction workers get so fat that looks like a hard job idk

[miia @miiagarro]

left a guy on delivered for 12 hours and he unadded me. yes king protect your peace i ain't shit

[Chioma Genia @eugeeyy]

Once you switch to wide leg pants, there's no chance of switching to skinny jeans

[El Patron @Mik3z_]

Anyone over the age of 27 doing balloons is a premature crackhead

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

yall ever smell the fragrance on clothes you wore days ago and be like, “wow i be smelling good af”, or is it just me?

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Few months after you get the job that’s when you know that the person who interviewed you is not all that 😂😂

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Babies will literally walk on your face just to reach something.