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I ain't get no woot woots on my phone

[chart data @chartdata]

Billboard Hot 100: #34(+13) Spend Dat, Yung Miami (@YungMiami305) [3 weeks]. *new peak*

[Violet Del Mar @Purplezmbiegrl]

She is one argument away from being homeless. Stay woke.

[Big Yetty 💚 @yetunede]

I said one time if we agree to lock all the men in the world in one room, one woman will steal the keys and open the door for them.

[🌙 @killaLaura]

He’s actually down the street from ugly

[Honey @secondsundae9]

I just switched gynecologists today bcus this lady talking about “maybe your breasts are just lumpy” like im actually not about to do this with you. Where is the nearest Black woman. Thangya!

[T @teevandekamp]

@MathewNoKnowles Right!!!! Cause I damn near missed "Coffee" as a single.

[solé @layxsnv]

How you delete the instants ???? I done put my titties on there

[T @teevandekamp]

Chick Fil A need to go ahead and start selling that mac and cheese in stores cause I be needing that on Sunday

[T @teevandekamp]

I finally got a Navy Federal account. I'm no longer a brokie!

[R(R) @real1800splurge]

somewhere in your 20s or 30s you’ll get the opportunity to rebuild your life after a negative loop. its very important that you see that journey through

[BIG KEY 🔑 @lakeyah]

jets up baes

[Thicki Lake ♓️🪬 @ShyThugg]

This is really a “who all gon be there?” situation. 😂😂

[FactPost @factpostnews]

The first official portrait of Barack and Michelle Obama has just been unveiled

[Kijana ya PresidenT™️ @Mirema_world]

acting dumb so people don't rely on you at work is top tier skill

[✨Lovely✨ @ItsLovelyLaveau]

And yall thought Obama was gonna make the White House “ghetto”…. Look at THIS hoodrat shit

[nell. @MoMoRice69]

It’s plenty of fat women with no titties tho

[T @teevandekamp]

My homeboy and his wife have an open marriage(his wife's idea). I asked him how is he comfortable letting another man fuck his wife and he said "It brings us closer and makes us more appreciative of eachother. I try not to think about it so I won't get mad." Bro need help so bad

[Locked in daily @OutwestLock]

@skinnyminnieog The moment u even entertaining the idea of letting another nigga fuck yo wife, you already done let yo mind go way too far down the wrong path

[DZRJC @dzrjc26039]

@teevandekamp Yep- starting with Taylor’s mother. Who knew her history of pregnancies, hysterectomy and mental illness, since she was raising her granddaughter.

[T @teevandekamp]

And Derek cheated on Meredith.... I don't care if it was just a kiss